K-9

Lyman:
Dooley, what is it about me that makes you so passionate?

Dooley:
Well, it's not your looks, Lyman. I guess it's your job.

Lyman:
And knowing your methods of law enforcement, I don't suppose that you have a search warrant?

Dooley:
Dog ate it. You can hang around his tail for an hour.

Tracy:
Do you know you have an animal growing out of your pants?

Dooley:
Thanks, hon. I also have a dog here.

Dooley:
Well, it's not the Eyewitness News Team.

Dooley:
I think somebody is mad at me.

Dooley:
DEFINITELY somebody is mad at me.

Dooley:
Alright, let's get one thing straight: The woman is mine! Now we're both members of the animal kingdom. You know that and I know that. And we both know that this thing is really primal. So if you think you're such a badass you just try that one more time and you're gonna end up in a pet cemetary! You remember the movie Old Yeller? You remember when they shot him in the end? I didn't cry! Now come on!

Brannigan:
There he is, the best nose on the force. He could stick that snout in the wind right now and lead you to a stash in the middle of Tijuana.

Dooley:
Listen, I gotta be up front with you. I got a real bad feeling about this dog.

Brannigan:
Hey, tough sh*t. That's all I got. Not I want you to take care.

Dooley:
Don't worry about the dog.

Brannigan:
It's not the dog I'm worried about.