K2

Taylor Brooks:
If you ask me, it costs too much.

Harold Jameson:
What?

Taylor Brooks:
Love. It's way overpriced.

Harold Jameson:
It's beautiful

Taylor Brooks:
Course it's beautiful, did you think I'd take you to an ugly mountain?

Harold Jameson:
What about, uh, Dallas? What's his name? What's his problem?

Taylor Brooks:
Dallas Woolf. We went to Law School together. He was good in the classroom... I was better in the courtroom. There's no contest in the bedroom!

Taylor Brooks:
Mrs. Perkins, dinner tonight?

Pam Perkins:
What about it?

Taylor Brooks:
Have it with me.

Pam Perkins:
No.

Taylor Brooks:
C'mon! Why not?

Pam Perkins:
Look Mr. Brooks, I already have a date.

Taylor Brooks:
Break it! Overtime.

Pam Perkins:
Thanks. But I never sh*t where I eat.

Taylor Brooks:
Oooh. I wasn't aware, Mrs. Perkins, you sh*t at all!

Taylor Brooks:
You climatizing, Harold?

Harold Jameson:
Good news or bad news when you bleed from your ears?

Taylor Brooks:
Good news.

Taylor Brooks:
What the hell is goin' on?

Phillip Claiborne:
Just lost the porters.

Takane Shimuzu:
What are we going to do now?

Taylor Brooks:
F*** them. We don't need them, we are taking it by ourselves.

Dallas Woolf:
That's 7 tons of gear. When you wanna do this, before or after you get dressed?

Taylor Brooks:
I didn't make the world the way it is, Harold. I'm just trying to get through it, as fast and as clean as possible.

Harold Jameson:
[after staring straight at him for 5 seconds] We ALL make the world the way it is.

Taylor Brooks:
Yeah, well, we know who made this.

[Taylor tosses his unfinished bowl of oatmeal into the pot and exits the tent]

Taylor Brooks:
[to Harold] H! F*** the rules! [starts climbing a building]