Kabul Express

Imran Khan Afridi:
My name is Imran Khan Afridi

Jai Kapoor:
That's a pretty powerful name, "Imran Khan". You play cricket?

Imran Khan Afridi:
Is every Indian named 'Sachin' a batsman?

Imran Khan Afridi:
Suhel Khan, You're a Muslim, aren't you? Aren't you gonna offer 'namaz'? Hell, you're an Indian Muslim, what do you know about Islam?

Suhel Khan:
Indeed! It's you guys who're the pillars of Islam: offering 'namaz' with an AK-56 at your side.

Khyber:
You needn't worry, though. they've pulled this scam so many times, there're no donkeys alive now

Imran Khan Afridi:
[deadpan, looking straight at Khyber] Some of them are. They're now drivers.

Suhel Khan:
Don't be stupid, Imran Sahab. If you leave us, the commander will let you go.

Imran Khan Afridi:
You really believe that these Afghans will let me live? Me? A Talib!

Jai Kapoor:
But you're not like the Taliban.

Imran Khan Afridi:
Really? And you will explain this to them? Have you forgotten what they did to those two guys in the village? Do you think my fate will be any better than that?