Kate & the Indians

[after lustful Kate approaches a man called Bill, who exposes himself in the middle of the wilderness, and he lets her give him a fellatio]

Prof. Curt von Martin:
Kate! What will people think?

[first lines]

Kate:
[ringing doorbell] I hope the professor's home.

Lisa:
I don't know, I always thought he was a little eccentric.

Kate:
I think he's kinda cute.

Professor:
Look at the size of that monster between his legs.

Kate:
Yeah, really.

Professor:
Kate, do you think that gentleman over on the rocks may be able to solve our problem?

Kate:
I don't know about *your* problem, but he can sure solve mine.

Professor:
Now about tomorrow, Kate, I think we should get up very early if we're going to the desert.

Kate:
Well, professor, I really don't think that I want to go on another expedition with you into the desert. The last time we went to the desert we were lost for days.

Professor:
Nonsense. Anyway, the map was wrong.

Kate:
[the professor runs and cowers behind some sagebrush after hearing a loud roar,] You a**hole, what are you doin'?

Professor:
What was that?

Kate:
Haven't you ever heard a p*ssy roar before?

Professor:
I'm sorry Kate, but I just...

Kate:
You'll never know how much. Where's my clothes?

Bill:
Bill: [as the professor reaches out to examine the amulet around his neck] Hey, don't touch, mister. Never touch the body. What are you, some kinda f*ggot?

Professor:
I couldn't help but admire the medallion around your neck. Where did you get it?

Bill:
What's it to you where I got it? [Kate reaches for the medallion] Now, *she* can touch.

Bill:
[responding to Kate's demand that she be allowed to accompany the men to the Indian camp] The answer's still, No. If those Indians had half a mind they'd eat you alive... especially with those beauties [pinches her nipple through her blouse]

Kate:
[slaps his hand away] That doesn't scare me one bit. I've been eaten by Indians before.

Bill:
Oh yeah? What tribe?

Kate:
The *Cleveland* Indians. All ten of 'em.

Bill:
Hmm, kind of the designated titter, huh?

[last lines]

Studduck:
Never could understand white man.