Kevin Smith: Sold Out - A Threevening with Kevin Smith

Kevin Smith:
[Describing his phone conversation with Bruce Willis after filming Live Free or Die Hard]

Kevin Smith:
[Imitating Bruce Willis] Kevin, it's Bruce Willis

Kevin Smith:
Hey man, how the f*** are you?

Kevin Smith:
[Imitating Bruce Willis] Good, just enjoying the anniversary of the birth of our nation's independence, we're having barbeques in Sun Valley we're going to be doing some fireworks in a little bit, it's all good, it's a great day, how about you?

Kevin Smith:
I'm just hanging out in Vegas, hey congratulations on the opening, it was a strong opening looks like it's going to be highest grossing of all the Die Hard movies,

Kevin Smith:
[Imitating Bruce Willis] It is, it's going to be the biggest one yet which is great, it turned into a great movie

Kevin Smith:
It did turn into a really pimp movie congratulations

Kevin Smith:
[Imitating Bruce Willis] Well, we worked hard on it, you know that, you were there

Kevin Smith:
For a little bit

Kevin Smith:
[Imitating Bruce Willis] Let ask you something? You're from Jersey, I'm from Jersey, you write, direct, I act. We should do something together

Kevin Smith:
[Drops the microphone to imply he was shocked]