Kicking the Dog

Ronald:
I love nipples and wieners... uh, I mean, I love nipples.

Satchem:
...when you're having sex and the girl's on top and she starts grinding her hips looking for an extra two inches that I obviously don't have. This is no time to start getting greedy. Just sit back and enjoy the best five inches this side of the Mississippi.

Matt:
That was right-on. [to a girl after receiving oral sex]

Robbie:
In my car? [regarding his brother fooling around with his girl]

Matt:
My car's a convertible.

Matt:
If you make a girl laugh, she likes you, but if you make her cry, she loves you.

The Chubby Kid:
Make her drunk and she puts out.

Ronald:
She looks like a prude, but don't worry, shes a regular f*** machine.

Jen:
Did you ever give a footjob? It's all Josh ever wants?

Amy:
What's a footjob?

Jen:
It involves your toes, your feet, and his wang.

Julie:
Does it involve the anus?

Jen:
Not yet.

Matt:
I poked a hooter, not I wanna poke that cooter.

Ronald:
I'm thinking about going over to that new girl's house and asking her to come with me to Satchem's party tonight.

The Chubby Kid:
Isn't she a plumper?

Ronald:
Yeah! And when she gets drunk, she's all about putting out.

The Chubby Kid:
You don't even know her name.

Ronald:
Don't worry about it. I'll just play it cool. I always do!

Husky Girl's Father:
Can I help you?

Ronald:
Uh, I was wondering if your, uh, daughter was around?

Husky Girl's Father:
Which one?

Ronald:
The husky one!

The Chubby Kid:
I have Trish's bra!

Ronald:
We're gonna be legends, you do realize that.

Josh:
You should see midgets go at it, it's ridiculous.