Kidulthood

Shop Assistant:
[Very feminine voice] Congratulations! My wife is pregnant too.

Becky:
Wife? I thought you were a batty-man.

Shop Assistant:
Excuse me?

Becky:
Aren't you gay?

Shop Assistant:
No.

Becky:
There's nothing wrong with it.

Shop Assistant:
I know. I'm just saying...

Becky:
Alright, calm down, yankee.

Shop Assistant:
I'm CANADIAN.

Becky:
Same thing!

Trife:
She ain't a virgin.

Shaneek:
How the f*** would you know?

Trife:
Cause me and her f***ed the day I turned you down.

Mark:
I'm a f***in' bastard.

Alisa:
You're not a bastard. You're a c*nt.

Uncle Curtis:
[to Trev, holding a box cutter] I want you to carve a "c" from the corner of him eye to the corner of him mouth.

Alisa:
It's morning sickness.

Becky:
But it's not morning.

Alisa:
I can't believe you swallowed that guy's spunk. I hate it, it tastes like salty egg whites!

Taxi Driver:
Nine pounds twenty, please.

Moony:
You what, mate? I got passed by five black cabs today.

Taxi Driver:
Well it ain't my fault.

Moony:
Just cause I'm black. Ain't it ironic, though? Black cabs don't take black man.

Taxi Driver:
So what's your point?

Moony:
My point is that it becomes a vicious circle.

Taxi Driver:
What does that mean?

Moony:
It means...

[runs away]

Trife:
[to Alisa] I've seen some sh*t today... that made me think about life. And you're the best thing in mine.

Lenny:
[pointing a gun at Sam] Give me one f***ing reason why you shouldn't die!

Trife:
Cause he's not worth it!