Kill Shot: The Making of 'FD3'

Johnson, Alexz:
[knowing she is trying out the rollercoaster for the first time] If anybody wants me, I'll be in the washroom, on the floor, in the fetal position.

Easton, Sam:
Texas doesn't look like a p*ssy, but... Texas is a p*ssy. Yeah, you can quote me on that.

Easton, Sam:
[headlining at a comedy club] Uh, I don't like wearing my Montreal Expos jersey anymore, because now that the team's gone, and I have a shaved head, I look like a sick kid with one last wish! [the crowd laughs, Sam begins talking in a high-pitched voice] I wanna see the Expos play! [Sam does a fake cough, the crowd laughs again] My hopes are high, my bone marrow is low!