Kim Possible: A Sitch in Time

Ron:
'Scuse me, scary orb thing? Where are you taking us?

Kim:
Isn't that the high school?

Ron:
Yep, high school.

Monkey Fist:
Can you two buffoons take this outside?

Duff Killagan:
At 30,000 feet?

Monkey Fist:
Precisely.

Monique:
Golf balls that explode?

Kim Possible:
Welcome to my world.

Shego:
I'm stuck with the Freak Stooges.

Dr. Drakken:
I have run a complete analysis of Kim Possible's life, and have calculated the exact day when she will be most vulnerable.

Shego:
Sounds smart.

Dr. Drakken:
We must go undercover, using this juvenator.

Shego:
Juvenator? Wh-wh-what's a juvenator?

Young Drakken:
Cool.

Shego:
Okay, just got dumb.

Ron:
Are you kidding? I can't wait for Latin class! The salsa dancing, the salsa eating...

Ron:
...I already know my research project: "The Down-Low on J-Lo".

Kim:
Ron, this is Latin as in the language. The dead language.

Ron:
No salsa?

Kim:
No J-Lo.

Future Shego:
Listen, we don't have a lot of time. Ok, actually, we do. Well... we will.

Shego:
When you want to make sense, just let me know.

Future Shego:
Grab the Time Monkey.

Shego:
Why?

Future Shego:
You need the Time Monkey.

Shego:
Can't I just use yours?

Future Shego:
No, this is mine! OK, well, actually it's yours too. I mean, well, it's the one you're gonna to steal, so technically...

Shego:
If you need me, I'll be in there watching Kim Possible lose.

Future Shego:
Trust me, this whole rock gorilla deal is gonna go south. So when it does, make sure you get that Time Monkey!

Shego:
Run through this again for me.

Kim Possible:
Then we'll go lower.

Ron Stoppable:
Sewers. Aw man! There's a whole rainbow of smells down here!

Kim Possible:
Then we'll go lower.

Ron Stoppable:
Sewers. Aw man! There's a whole rainbow of smells down here!

Rufus:
Pee-Yuu!

Kim Possible:
I'm tired of playing defense. I'm taking the fight to Shego.

Ron Stoppable:
You're going to the future?

Kim Possible:
Yeah.

Ron Stoppable:
Okay, okay. From here on out...

Ron Stoppable:
We're in this together, KP.

Rufus 3000:
But the danger to the time stream... it's impossible.

Kim Possible:
'Impossible?' Check my name.

Drakken:
When young Kim Possible goes on her first mission we'll make sure she fails. This time her spirit will be crushed!

Killigan:
Uh, we tried crushing her spirit. Can we nay simply crush her?

Monkey Fist:
I'm with the mad golfer on this one.

Ron:
Um, excuse me scary orb thing where are you taking us?

Floating Robot:
The attitude adjustment center.

Kim:
Isn't that the high school?

Floating Robot:
Prepare to be drained of all individuality and spirit

Ron:
Yep, high school.

Bonnie Rockwell:
Our scan has picked up two troublemakers in the back row.

Ron Stoppable:
I wonder what they do with troublemakers?

[wrist-cuffs & foot-cuffs trap Kim & Ron]

Ron Stoppable:
Hey, hey, hey! High school never had to resort to this sort of thing!

[Obedience collars emerge from the seatbacks]

Kim:
Or that sort of thing!

Bonnie Rockwaller:
Obedience collars; you'll learn to love them. Not that you'll have a choice.

Rufus 3000 [in front of an audience of future Rufuses]:
Rufus prime, what is the meaning of life?

Rufus:
...uh, cheeeeese!

[audience applauds]

An audience Rufus:
[to neighbor] You owe me a buck.

Mr. Stoppable:
Ronald, let's move!

Ron:
[saddened] Well, Kim. I guess... I guess, this is it.

Kim:
[equally saddened] Yeah, yeah. I... I guess.

[Rufus cries. Kim hands Ron a Kimmunicator]

Kim:
Uh, here. I had Wade whip this up for you.

Ron:
My own Kimmunicator!

Kim:
Correction! Ronunicator! You can call me or beep me, you know, if you wanna reach me.

Ron:
[emotionally] I'm not gonna cry! [Rufus cries hard] Courage, little man!

Mr. Stoppable:
[honks the truck horn] Let's go, Ronald! Four hours early for international flights!

[Kim and Ron look at each other before sharing an emotional, tender hug]

Ron:
[while leaving] Have fun in Latin class!

[Kim looks on saddened as her best friend enters the moving truck. Ron and Rufus wave a sad goodbye to her and Kim waves back. The truck leaves.]

Kim:
[heavy sigh] Goodbye, Ron!

Kim:
Ron, I couldn't save the world without you.

Young Ron:
AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO SEES THE GIANT MONKEY!

Young Ron:
(to Shego) No one knocks down Bueno Nacho past, present or future.

Young Ron:
(Ron learns Shego is the reason his family moved to Norway) You're the reason I moved? You're the reason I've eating meat cakes?!

Ron:
You know this ancient magic stuff, it's always so complicated!

Drakken:
You think you're all that... blah blah blahbitty blah.

Monkey Fist:
Waffle away, gents. I'll be getting a head. [As he jumps on Drakken and Killigan's head]

Killigan:
[about Monkey Fist] He has the power of time travel, and he's late!

Shego:
[to Ron] NO TOUCHY MY MONKEY!