Kim Possible Movie: So the Drama

Ron:
Sumo Ninja?!

Sumo Ninja:
(deep, threatening voice) I am strong like the mountain!

Ron:
That is sick and wrong!

Sumo Ninja:
I am your doom!

[Ron and Rufus discover an "evil plot" at Bueno Nacho]

Ron:
THIS IS THE LAST STRAW!

Lars:
I beg your pardon?!

Ron:
THIS IS THE LAST STRAW!

Lars:
No, we've got more in the back!

Ron:
You took away the bendy-straws!

[Rufus and Ned smack themselves in the head]

Lars:
You, sir, have lost it!

Tim:
(with megaphone) Attention please!

Jim:
(also with megaphone) We've detected cooties in the area!

Tim:
(also with megaphone) Repeat, cooties in the area!

Jim:
(also with megaphone) This can only mean one thing...

Tim and Jim:
(with megaphone) Kim's got a boyfriend!

Monique:
Is that Brick over there, flirting with the girl at Earring World?

Bonnie:
He's HYPNOTIZED by her Big Hoops!

Dr. James Possible:
My teenage daughter is not afraid of you, why should I be... Drew?

Dr. Drakken:
AH! I hate it when you call me that! I am not the man you knew in college, Possible!

Dr. James Possible:
Still can't get a date though, I bet.

Dr. Drakken:
RRGHH! Why is it every Possible I capture feels the need to give me lip? Doesn't anyone respect the traditional captive-captor relationship anymore?! Has society just gone completely to seed?!

Computer:
Are you sure you wish to delete file "Hephaestus"?

Dr. Drakken:
NO!

Dr. James Possible:
Yes!

Computer:
Dr. Possible voice-print access granted.

Dr. Drakken:
You deleted it! Are you mad?!

Dr. James Possible:
No worries. [taps his forehead] Got it all up here.

Dr. Drakken:
[grins] Well, good news then! Because I have a brain-tap machine, and I'm just dying to use it!

Sumo Ninja:
[high squeaky voice, from getting a wedgie earlier] I shall be avenged!

[Kim and Ron both giggle uncontrollably]

Sumo Ninja:
What?

Ron:
Dude, don't talk. The funny voice? Yeah, it kind of ruins your mystique.

Sumo Ninja:
[same voice] I am strong like the mountain! I am swift like the wind! I am vengeance!

Ron:
There are guys out there that are better for you than Erik... guys that are real, for one thing.

Kim:
Do you really think there's a guy out there for me?

Ron:
Out there... in here...

Kim:
(realizing what he means) Oh... really?

Ron:
Sure, y'know, guys like- [Rufus pops out] Rufus?

[on Prom Night]

Mrs. Dr. Possible:
Kimmy? There's a very handsome young man here for you.

Dr. James Possible:
[stern] Let's get a few things clear, right up front...

Eric:
Oh, you read my mind, sir. Now, Kim explained that her normal curfew is ten o'clock, but that on special occasions and rescue missions, you extend that to eleven. I'd feel better if we stick with ten.

Dr. James Possible:
[surprised and pleased] Really? Ha-ha, this young man has got it goin' on!

[Ron breaks down as Kim's relationship with Eric blossoms, and he is wedged into a corner by the horde of kids at Bueno Nacho. Agitated, he seizes a news reporter's mike and yells at the camera]

Ron:
I can't even get to the counter to order! This used to be my place! MINE! I'M LOSING EVERYTHING I EVER CARED ABOUT!

Jim Possible:
Ron's on TV!

Tim Possible:
And he's freaking out!

Mrs. Dr. Possible:
Honey, I think the boys are right.

Dr. James Possible:
Hmm, Ronald, freaking?

[He looks at the TV, seeing Ron being dragged out of Bueno Nacho, wrestling with the reporter over her mike]

Dr. James Possible:
[chuckling] Oh, so he is.

Shego:
You know what I really hate!?

Kim:
When somebody kidnaps your boyfriend?

Shego:
When somebody doesn't know when to give up!

(Shego and Kim spar and Kim protects herself from her green plasma blasts by erecting a light blue dome-shaped shield)

Shego:
Ooh. Kimmy got an upgrade.

Kim:
Not bad, huh?

Shego:
Yeah, but still not in my league. Like I said. What!?

(Hurts Kim on her left arm, but the battle suit heals itself and the cut, leaving its wearer unscathed)

Kim:
You were saying!?

Kim:
You know what I really hate?

Shego:
That your date melted?

Kim:
Nah. You.

Drakken:
This is not over! It can't be over!

Ron:
(closing door to police van) Deal with it dude, its over. (van leaves)

Kim:
You know, Ron, we better hurry... [gives Ron a loving look]

Ron:
Hurry where?

Kim:
[grabs Ron's hand and runs] You'll see.

Brick Flagg:
Possible and the new guy got the funk.

Bonnie:
Shut up.

Brick:
Okay.

(Drakken tries to get away but Ron trips him)

Ron:
Taking over the world is one thing... But you ruined Bueno Nacho! You're gonna pay!

Drakken:
You can't be serious...

Ron:
Note. Serious. Face.

Drakken:
Oh please - your name escapes me - Oh, I beg of you!

Ron:
Say my name! (Gets closer) Say it!

Drakken:
It's... Errm... (Struggles to remember) ...Stoppable!

Ron:
(satisfied) Booyah!

(The people at prom are watching a news report on Kim and Ron's victory)

News Reporter:
And so, thanks to teen hero Kim Possible, the worldwide Diablo destruction is itself disabled.

Brick:
Possible shoots, she scores!

Monique:
Straight up! (high fives Brick)

Bonnie:
(annoyed) Excuse me!

Brick:
Oh you're excused. Hey, while you're gone I'll hang with Monique.

Monique:
Me like. (Bonnie growls)

(Kim and Ron walk into the dance holding hands)

Bonnie:
It finally happened! She's dating that loser! Kim Possible and Ron Stoppable are dating!

(the others, however, instead of mocking them, they cheer on them)

Kim:
[looks at a picture of her and Ron as kids] Oh it was fun! When we were kids, I mean.

Ron:
Yeah. Just the two of us.

Kim:
[picks up Ron's old camp hat] I remember this. Ron, the happy camper.

Ron:
Camp Wannaweep. The worst summer of my life.

Kim:
I know, I know. The ticks, the poison ivy, the toxic lake, your mother stopped accepting your phonecalls.

Ron:
Yeah, all that stuff was bad KP, but you know what was worse? Spending a whole summer away from you.

[silence]

[Ron wakes up in a storage room tied up]

Ron:
Is this heaven? [Kim, tied up as well, comes to] KP! I thought you were down for the count!

Kim:
[depressed] Why couldn't I see that he was a fake?

Ron:
Yeah, don't get much faker than a synthodrone- Augh, you kissed a synthodrone!?

Kim:
I never kissed him... but I wanted to.

Ron:
Okay, too much info. So, what's the plan?

Kim:
Ron, I... I got nothing.

Ron:
That's my line, and what's worse, that's quitter talk!

Kim:
Drakken finally won. I should've stuck to babysitting.

Ron:
Okay, KP, this pity fiesta is over. Drakken has not won! He played you! Now it's payback time! And, you know... There are guys out there that are better for you than Erik... guys that are real, for one thing.

Kim:
You really think there's a guy out there for me?

Ron:
Out there... in here...

Kim:
[realizing what he means] Oh... really?

Ron:
Sure, y'know, guys like-

Rufus:
[pops out] Hi!

Ron:
Rufus?

Kim:
Rufus?

Shego:
Wait, wait! So you weren't making that up as you went along?

Drakken:
And you questioned my research.

Shego:
The slumber-parties?

Drakken:
Naah! But I discovered Kim Possible's weakness. Boys, boys, boys! Who should I go to the dance with? Who's the perfect boy?

Kim:
[appearing in front of Drakken with boosted confidence] You're right, Drakken. Boys? Dating? Oh, it's hard. But this is easy!

[Kim sucker-punches Drakken]

Kim:
[about Jim & Tim, after smashing two rockets they let loose in the house]: This is what happens when a rocket scientist and a brain surgeon reproduce.

Kim:
[on prom night, Kim unexpectedly has to fight a giant robot; after a near-miss from one of its weapons, she notices her scorched hem] Do you know how much babysitting I had to do to pay for this dress?

Ron:
(grabbing either Jim or Tim's megaphone) Cootie Alert!

Ron:
You know, all that stuff was bad, KP, but do you know what was worse? Spending the whole summer away from you.

Ron:
That would be so cool if it wasn't going to be the last thing we were ever gonna see!

Shego:
You know, someday, we really need to take that hairdryer from her.

Shego:
Hey, Erik's cute. Once you're out of the picture, maybe I'll date him.

Drakken:
Kim Possible and her sidekick...! Whose name escapes me.

Drakken:
Farewell, Kim Possible! Farewell... what's his name again? Whatever, you know who you are!

Drakken:
You think you're all that, but you're not even close!

Drakken:
Okay, maybe she IS all that...