Kin-dza-dza!

Uef:
Either you're giving us this KETSE right now, or we won't lay you on Earth for less than 8 matchboxes!

Dyadya Vova:
Let's go, Skripach, to outer space.

Uef:
So put on tsak, and sit in pepelats!

Uef:
Yellow pants! "Ku" twice!

Bi, Patsak:
Skripach, instead of thinkin' you're the first Georgian cosmonaut and you'll be awarded by Nobel prize, you'd better put back the spoon you've stolen from the poor artists.

Uef:
Brake! Brake! Brake!

Bi, Patsak:
How can I brake after you've drunken all the brake fluid? Dipso!

Uef:
Is nightingale a patsak?

Dyadya Vova:
Why so?

Uef:
It's you who said he sings without cage.

Gedevan Aleksandrovich:
Then he is.

Bi, Patsak:
A-ah, see that! You've got the same raging racism as here, on Plyuk, only power's taken not by Chatlans, but by Patsaks - the ones like you and your friend Nightingale!

Dyadya Vova:
You astronauts? What's here a TSAPPA?

Bi, Patsak:
Ah, over there... A rusty nut, dear.

Dyadya Vova:
It's all rusty around here...

Bi, Patsak:
And it's the most rusty one.

Uef:
If I have a little KETSE, I have the right to wear yellow pants, and any Patsak should squat twice before me, not once. If a have a lot of KETSE, I have the right to wear crimson pants, so any Patsak should squat twice, any Chatlanin should make "ku", and Etsilopp can't beat me at night...

Violinist:
Comrade, there's a man there who says he's an alien. We have to do something!

Vladimir Nikolayevich:
Call the ambulance.

Violinist:
Nobody needs a violinist.

Uef:
Friend, let me see your system. What kind of system have you got?

The Space Drifter From Uzm:
It's a regular system. You just press the button and you go home.

Gedevan Aleksandrovich:
Excuse me, Chatlians and Patsaks, is it a nationality?

Uef:
No.

Gedevan Aleksandrovich:
A biological factor?

Uef:
No.

Gedevan Aleksandrovich:
Persons from other planets?

Uef:
No.

Gedevan Aleksandrovich:
So what is the difference between them?

Uef:
Are you colorblind? Can't you tell orange from green? Tourist! [Uef is referring to a special detector device they have that when pointed to a Chatlian buzzes a green dot and when to a Patsak an orange one]

Uef:
You on Earth have a very primitive society, you don't even make differences by the colour of one's pants.