Kind Hearts and Coronets

Louis Mazzini:
I shot an arrow in the air; she fell to earth in Berkeley Square.

The Hangman:
Even my lamented master, the great Mr. Benny himself, never had the privilege of hanging a duke. What a finale to a lifetime in the public service!

Prison Governor:
Finale?

The Hangman:
Yes, I intend to retire. After using the silken rope... never again be content with hemp.

Louis Mazzini:
While I never admired Edith as much as when I was with Sibella, I never longed for Sibella as much as when I was with Edith.

The Hangman:
A difficult client can make things most distressing. Some of them tend to be very hysterical - so inconsiderate.

Louis Mazzini:
The Reverend Lord Henry was not one of those new-fangled parsons who carry the principles of their vocation uncomfortably into private life.

Louis Mazzini:
The next morning I went out shooting with Ethelred - or rather, to watch Ethelred shooting; for my principles will not allow me to take a direct part in blood sports.

Louis Mazzini:
It is so difficult to make a neat job of killing people with whom one is not on friendly terms.

The Duke:
Hoskins is now going to thrash you; then he'll let you go. Let this be a lesson to you not to poach on my land.

The Parson:
The port is with you

Louis Mazzini:
I had not forgotten or forgiven the boredom of the sermon of young Henry's funeral, and I decided to promote the Reverend Lord Henry D'Ascoyne to next place on the list

Warder in Jail:
Good evening, Mr. Elliot.

The Hangman:
Good evening.

Tit Bits reporter.:
Your grace. I represent the magazine "Tit Bits" by whom I'm commissioned to approach you for the publication rights of your memoirs.

Louis Mazzini:
My memoirs? Oh, my memoirs. My memoirs. My memoirs!

Sibella Holland:
Oh, Louis! I don't want to marry Lionel!

Louis:
Why not?

Sibella:
He's so dull.

Louis:
I must admit he exhibits the most extraordinary capacity for middle age that I've ever encountered in a young man of twenty-four.

Sibella:
He says he wants to go to Europe to expand his mind.

Louis:
He certainly has room to do so.

Louis Mazzini:
The D’Ascoynes certainly appeared to have accorded with the tradition of the landed gentry and sent the fool of the family into the Church

The Parson:
I always say that my west window has all the exuberance of Chaucer without, happily, any of the concomitant crudities of his period.

sibella:
oh, louis. i've married the most boring man in london.

louis:
in england!

sibella:
in europe!