Kingdom Hearts

Sora:
I've been having these weird thoughts lately... like is any of this for real or not?

Kairi:
So, suppose you get to another world. What would you do there?

Riku:
Well, I haven't really thought about it. It's just... I've always wondered why we're here on this island. If there are any other worlds out there, why did we end up on this one? And suppose there are other worlds... then ours is just a little piece of something much greater. So we could have just as easily ended up somewhere else, right?

Sora:
I don't know.

Riku:
Exactly. That's why we need to go out there and find out. Just sitting here won't change a thing. It's the same old stuff. So let's go.

Ansem:
This world has been connected. Tied to the darkness... soon to be completely eclipsed. There is so very much to learn. You understand so little.

Donald Duck:
We've got a problem, Goofy! But don't tell anyone...

Goofy:
(Ignoring Donald) Queen Minnie?

Donald Duck:
Not even the queen.

Goofy:
(Still ignoring Donald) Daisy?

Donald Duck:
No, it's top secret!

Goofy:
G'morning, ladies.

Ansem:
One who knows nothing can understand nothing.

Goofy:
While we're in other worlds, we can't let on where we're from. We've gotta protect the world border.

Riku:
Once we set through, we might not be able to come back. We may never see our parents again. There's no turning back. But this may be our only chance. We can't let fear stop us! I'm not afraid of the darkness!

Goofy:
Uh, Donald. Ya know, I betcha that...

Donald Duck:
Aw, what do you know, you big palooka?

Goofy:
What do I know?

Yuffie:
I think you might've overdone it, Squall.

Squall (Leon):
That's Leon.

Squall (Leon):
Still hard to believe that you of all people are the chosen one. Well, I suppose beggars can't be choosers.

Aerith:
Okay, you know there are many other worlds out there besides your castle and this town, right?

Donald Duck:
Yeah.

Goofy:
But they're supposed to be a secret.

Aerith:
They've been secret because they've never been connected. Until now. When the Heartless came, everything changed.

Goofy:
Ansem?

Aerith:
He was studying the Heartless. He recorded all his findings in a very detailed report.

Goofy:
Gwarsh, uh, can we see it?

Aerith:
Its pages are scattered everywhere.

Donald Duck:
Scattered?

Aerith:
To many worlds.

Squall (Leon):
The Heartless have great fear of the Keyblade. That's why they'll keep coming after you no matter what.

Sora:
Well, I didn't ask for it.

Yuffie:
The Keyblade chooses its master. And it chose you.

Squall (Leon):
So tough luck.

Sora:
I wonder if I can find Riku and Kairi.

Donald Duck:
Of course.

Goofy:
(Aside) Are you sure?

Donald Duck:
(Aside) Who knows? But we need him to come with us to help us find the king.

Donald Duck:
Donald Duck.

Goofy:
Name's Goofy.

Sora:
I'm Sora.

Goofy:
All for one, one for all.

Hades:
That little squirt took down that Heartless! Who'd have thought it?

Jafar:
Such is the power of the Keyblade. The child's strength is not his own.

Ursula:
Why don't we turn him into a Heartless? That'll settle things quick enough.

Captain Hook:
And the brat's friends are the king's lackeys. Swoogle me eyes, they're all bilge rats by the look of them.

Oogie Boogie:
You're no prize yourself.

Captain Hook:
Shut up!

Maleficent:
Enough. The Keyblade has chosen him. Will it be he who conquers the darkness? Or will the darkness swallow him? Either way, he could be quite useful...

Doorknob:
Must you be so loud? You woke me up.

Goofy:
Good morning.

Doorknob:
Good night! I need a bit more sleep.

The Queen of Hearts:
This girl is the culprit. There's no doubt about it. And the reason is... because I say so, that's why!

Alice:
That is so unfair!

Alice:
I've done absolutely nothing wrong! You may be queen, but I'm afraid that doesn't give you the right to be so... so mean!

Goofy:
We're outsiders, so wouldn't that be muddling?

Donald Duck:
"Meddling"!

Sora:
Let Pincchio go Riku.

Phil:
two words, you guys ain't heroes.

Hook:
Ahh! P-Peter Pa- blast you.

Hades:
Hey, it's like that old goat says: Rule 11: It's all just a game, so let loose and have fun with it! I mean, a casualty or two along the way is no big deal, right?

Hades:
Geez. Stiffer than the stiffs back home.

Hades:
Oh, right, there was one other rule I forgot: Accidents happen.

Phil:
Kid, I got two words of advice for you: Attack!

Phil:
You rookies still don't understand what it takes to be a true hero.

Goofy:
So, what does it take?

Hercules:
Well, that's just something you'll have to find out for yoursevles. Just the way that I did.

Cloud:
I'm looking for someone. Hades promised to help. I tried to exploit the power of darkness, but it backfired. I fell into darkness, and I couldn't find the light.

Hades:
He's strong, he's kind. He's always there for you, and he's handsome to boot. He's perfect. Perfect. Perfectly infuriating! He makes me crazy.

Hades:
Who invited you to the party? Stay out of this. This is my show.

Maleficent:
As you wish. Fight to your heart's content.

Goofy:
Ya know, I think that big ol' whale Monstro just swallowed us. And for today's weather, expect showers.

Goofy:
Heavy showers!

Oogie Boogie:
You want it? Well then come on over here and get it!

Sora:
Look, I got separated from my friends. Have you seen them?

Sora:
Friends...

Tarzan:
Friends!

Sora:
Right, my friends! There's two of 'em. The loud one is Dona...

Sora:
You know what? Never mind. I'm looking for my friends, Riku and Kairi.

Tarzan:
Jane!

Jane Porter:
Tarzan! Oh, and who is this?

Sora:
Uh, hi there. I'm...

Jane Porter:
Oh, you speak English! So, then, obviously, you're not related to Tarzan... Are you here to study the gorillas?

Clayton:
Highly doubtful.

Clayton:
A circus of clowns. Not much use for hunting gorillas.

Clayton:
Blasted gorillas! I'll hunt down every last one of them! I'll track them down somehow. I'll stake my life on it.

Tarzan:
Friends, same heart. Clayton, lose heart. No heart, no see friends. No heart, no friends.

Maleficent:
Don't steep yourself in darkness too long. The Heartless consume the careless.

Jafar:
Your concern is touching, but hardly necessary.

Aladdin:
Legend has it that whoever holds the lamp can summon the...

Genie:
Please, kid, leave the intros to a professional. The one and only GENIE OF THE LAMP! Rub-a-dub-dub the lamp and have your dearest wishes granted. Today's winner is... Aladdin! Congratulations!

Genie:
Any three wishes! A one wish, a two wish, a three wish. Then I make like a banana and split! Our lucky winner made his first wish... and let me tell you, what a doozy that wish was... so he has two left. So, master, what'll you have for Wish Number Two?

Aladdin:
Hmm, how about making me a fabulously wealthy prince?

Genie:
Oooh! Money! Royalty! Fame! Why didn't I think of that? Okay, you asked for it! A hundred servants and a hundred camels loaded with gold! Just say the word and I'll deliver it in 30 minutes or less, or your meal's free. Hey, I'll even throw in a cappuccino!

Genie:
Ah, fresh air! The great outdoors!

Sora:
I guess you don't get out much, huh?

Genie:
Comes with the job. Phenomenal cosmic powers. Itty-bitty living space.

Jafar:
So sorry, boy. I'm afraid your second wish has been denied.

Maleficent:
Beware the darkness in your heart. The Heartless prey upon it.

Riku:
What? You'd rather fight me? Over a puppet that has no heart?

Sora:
Heart or no heart, at least he still has a conscience.

Riku:
Conscience?

Sora:
You might not hear it, but right now it's loud and clear. And it's telling me you're on the wrong side!

Maleficent:
There are seven maidens of the purest heart. We call them the princesses of heart. Gather them together, and a door will open to the heart of all worlds. Within lies untold wisdom.

Ursula:
Those impudent fools will never find the Keyhole. But the girl could prove useful. And I've got the Heartless on my side. Triton, my old friend... Your day is coming.

Mayor:
And now, allow me to introduce the master of terror, the king of nightmares... Jack Skellington!

Jack Skellington:
The ingredients for a heart: Pulse.

Jack Skellington:
Emotion.

Dr. Finkelstein:
Terror.

Jack Skellington:
Fear.

Jack Skellington:
Hope and despair.

Jack Skellington:
Mix them all together, and we have a heart!

Oogie Boogie:
A heart? That bonehead Jack is really making a heart? I'll be jiggered! That works for me! Ooh, when I get my hands on that... Well, I've got no hands, but I'm still gonna nab that heart and control the Heartless.

Hades:
Hold it! How you're doin' everybody? Hades, Lord of the Dead nice to see ya! Hey. Guess what? I've got a place for you to go down UNDER!

Ansem:
It is futile. The Keyblade alone cannot seal the door to darkness. Kingdom Hearts! Fill me... with the power of darkness...

Ansem:
Supreme darkness...

Sora:
You're wrong. I know now, without a doubt. Kingdom Hearts... is LIGHT!

Ansem:
Behold the endless abyss! Within lies the heart of all worlds: Kingdom Hearts! Look as hard as you are able; you'll not find even the smallest glimmer of light. From those dark depths are all hearts born... even yours.

Sora:
Hey wait... What happened to my home - my island? Riku! Kairi...

Squall (Leon):
You know what? I really don't know.

Riku:
Sora.

Riku:
You wanted one, didn't you?

Sora:
A paopu fruit...

Riku:
If two people share one, their destinies become intertwined. They'll remain a part of each other's lives no matter what. C'mon, I know you want to try it.

Sora:
What are you talking...

Ansem:
All worlds begin in darkness, and all so end. The heart is no different. Darkness sprouts within it, grows, consumes it. Such is its nature. In the end, every heart returns to the darkness whence it came. You see, darkness is the heart's true essence.

Sora:
That's not true! The heart may be weak, and sometimes it may even give in. But I've learned that deep down, there's a light that never goes out!

Ansem:
So, you have come this far and still you understand nothing. Every light must fade, every heart return to darkness!