Knight and Day

June:
Why am I in a bikini?

Roy:
We're in the tropics...

June:
How did I get into the bikini, Roy?

Roy:
June...I have been trained to disable a bomb in a padded jail cell with nothing but a Junior Mint and a tooth pick. I think I can get you in and out of some clothes without...looking. ...I'm not saying that's what I did...."

Roy:
I did warn you not to get on the plane.

June:
When? How?

Roy:
When I said, 'Sometimes things happen for a reason'.

June:
That's not a warning, Roy! That's like a saying on a bumper sticker. Next time, try, 'June, if you get on that plane, you will freaking die!'

June:
Please...stop shooting people!

Roy:
Okay. I understand. You stay here while I go talk to the guys back in the tunnel. *stands up with his gun in hand* Actually, I'm going to go shoot them, but I'll be back!

Roy:
We lost the pilots.

June:
Where did they go?

Roy:
Well, they were, uh...shot.

June:
Who shot them?

Roy:
Well, um, me.

June:
*starts cracking up* Ha! This is great!

Roy:
*Laughs sarcastically* Well, I'm glad you're taking this so well. *stands up and walks to the cockpit*

June:
Where are you going?

Roy:
To land the plane. Put on your seatbelt, please.

June:
*runs into the cockpit* They're all dead out there! *Looks around* They're all dead in here, too!

Roy:
Oh, hi, come in! *flying the plane*