Knight of the Living Dead

Clark:
Dad, I like women.

Clark's Dad:
That's okay too, but a father can teach you so much!

Justin's Brother:
Hey hey hey. It's Fat Albert. Put it in your mouth!

Clark's Dad:
Go get some nachos! Immediately!

Shemale Mexican Mother:
Yes sir.

Clark's Dad:
Goddamn you kids! When I was a kid I didn't behave that way!

Shemale Mexican Mother:
Want some nachos with that?

Clark:
[seeing J?nas being slain by mystic forces] Well, I don't approve of this at all.

The Viking:
There can be only one!

Steven:
Come on guys, there's nothing hotter then "Lassie Cum Home!"

Clark:
So, we went all the way to motherf***ing Iceland from Tromaville because... we wanted to go fishing?

Steven:
Hey, we were drunk! How the f*** were we suppose to know that we could just go fishing right outside of Tromaville?

Dean:
Actually, it was my idea and I wasn't drunk.

Steven:
But you were high.

Dean:
Oh! I was high!

Clark:
I don't know why I hang around with you f***ing a**holes! Always when we get drunk, we wake up at the most stupidest places! Sweden, Denmark... and now Iceland.

Dean:
I just love Scandinavian Countries!

Steven:
That reminds me, we need to get a post card.