La banda J. & S. - Cronaca criminale del Far West

Linda Moreno:
Do you always gin up your women?

Jed:
You're more than just a woman to me. You're like a shower of milk from heaven!

Jed:
[eating a bowl of pasta] Whoever thought of spaghetti was a genius. He must have made a damn fortune.

Sheriff Franciscus:
I could put the next bullet between your eyes! But you're not gonna die that easy, punk!

Jed:
Stupid goddamn female.

Sonny:
I'm... I'm not a goddamn female!

Jed:
What are you, a chipmunk?

Jed:
That's one way you can tell the difference between a man and a woman. A man can spit, and a woman can't!