Laberinto de pasiones

Fabio:
[note that Fabio gives to Riza] Yes, I'd like to Cher something with you this evening.

Fabio:
[giving directions] "Fabio, now phone and ask permission. Phone a friend... Make it short, and watch what you say... Hi, So-and-so. So-and-so calls you. She wants to talk and take you to some tacky bar to have salad for lunch. Or better yet, a tuna empanada. And then you say, "Darling, I have to hang up. A sadistic killer is literally tearing me apart.If I survive, I'll call you back and give you the details." Something like that, but always posing for the camera."

Fabio:
[while menaced by an electric drill] "Darling, I have to hang up. A sadistic killer is literally tearing me apart, and I have to wait for him to finish. Well, if I survive... I'll go out later and we can go to a tacky place to eat something greasy. Beans with sausage.All right, darling. Goodbye. "

Sexilia:
I went to an orgy after the concert, but I could only think of you.

Sexilia:
[on telephone] Hi, Paco, it's Sexi... I'm sitting here with a friend. She has some problems because her father takes an aphrodisiac every second day and rapes her.

narrator:
A Spanish biogynaecologist, Dr De la Pena,achieved the non-sexual reproduction of six identical parakeets for the first time.

Fabio:
[to Riza] I'll turn you into the queen of Halloween.

announcer at gig:
Los Melancolicos can't be with you tonight due to problems with drugs, child trafficking, white slavery and a few other things. But instead, we'll have a group you all know and hate.

Toraya:
Mohamed, ya soy f?rtil!