Ladies vs. Ricky Bahl

Dimple Chaddha:
You guys must have definitely kissed, right?

Ishika Desai:
I'm conning him. He's conning me. Where did this kiss come from?

Dimple Chaddha:
Kiss is a b*tch. It creeps up anywhere and everywhere.

Ricky Bahl:
I've lived my entire life alone. Whenever I felt like making friends I'd rebuke my mind and shut it off. But after meeting you, my heart's just not ready to listen to me anymore.

Ricky Bahl:
Let's be partners. Same deal. 60% yours and 40% mine. No lies. No cheating. Your brains and my daring. It'll be the world's best partnership.

Ishika Desai:
I was number 31 in your list, right? I don't wanna be 32 too.

Ricky Bahl:
We'll be a perfect couple. We won't be able to lie to each other because we'd instantly be nailed.It'll be a 100% true partnership between two liars.

Ishika Desai:
Wait, wait, wait. First tell me your real name.

Ricky Bahl:
Bahl. Ricky Bahl.

Ishika Desai:
[laughs] Ricky? What sort of a name is that? I don't wanna get married to some Ricky-Dicky...

Ricky Bahl:
-Hmm? hmm? [Pulls her and kisses]