Laid Off

Jimmy Ryan:
You see that guy over there in the suit, the big monkey costume? Well, he just broke up with his girlfriend. I was thinking maybe you could go over there and flirt with him, just a little.

Angela Bolio:
Okay. Give me fifty bucks.

Jimmy Ryan:
Fifty bucks? I said flirt with him, not suck his dick!

Mike Lagante:
Why you keep sticking all that gum in your mouth bro, what do you got an early dinner?

Jimmy Ryan:
It's Nicorette. She's got me on the gum.

Mike Lagante:
Does that sh*t taste any good?

Jimmy Ryan:
I've been smoking for 10 years. You could give me a nicotine dick right now and it would taste good.