Lano & Woodley: The Island

Colin:
What are you doing?

Frank:
I'm collecting seashells, putting them in a plastic bag, taking them home, putting them in the garage and never ever looking at them ever again.

Colin:
Frank! We're on a desert island with no food or shelter.

Frank:
[claps] Oh, I love these games. Is it what three Cds i'd take? Um, id take my favourite rap Cds. Eminem, Missy Elliot, because i love rap. I love the way they just rap about just anything that comes into their minds. I love it.

Colin:
If all the village idiots, from all the villages, left their villages, and made their own village, of idiots. In that village, you would be the village idiot.

Frank:
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will only cause permanent psychological damage.