Larry & Steve

Steve:
Hi, there. I'm a dog. I'm just telling you in case if you are, well, stupid.

Larry:
Woah! A dog who speaks english! One time, I had a Jack-Russell Terrier who spoke Dutch, but I couldn't understand what he was saying.

Steve:
Umm, Larry, it says here you're license was suspended.

Larry:
No, they just took it away temporarily.

Larry:
Steve, honey, I think I know what I'm talking about alright I didn't spend 12 years in Kindergarten because I'm stupid.

Steve:
Why did you then?

Larry:
I got my foot caught in the radiator

Larry:
How do you feel Steve?

Steve:
Like Agamemnon after the fury of Clytemnestra

Larry:
Oh yea... who?

Steve:
It's a tragedy

Larry:
Oh... is everybody alright?