Larry Crowne

Lamar:
I told you how to avoid divorce lawyers. You get married, and you stay married.

Dr. Matsutani:
They call them smart phones, but only dummies use them in my class.

Dr. Matsutani:
This is college, there's only two things you can't do: smoke in the building and use your phone in my class.

Mercedes Tainot:
I'm divorcing a professor-turned-writer-turned-blogger with the libido of a 13 year-old and two published books to his credit.

Mercedes Tainot:
Larry, you're a great student. I'm not an easy A.

Mercedes Tainot:
Are you clairvoyant?

Steve Dibiasi:
No... Steve Dibiasi...

Dean Tainot:
You know, I know what really pisses you off. What is really pissing you off is that I like big knockers and you don't have any!

Talia Francesco:
Hey - we all got free tattoos. I wanted something in Japanese so check this out.

[Shows tattoo]

Talia Francesco:
That one says courage, that one says spirit. Courageous spirit.

Larry Crowne:
That's Chinese, and it says soy sauce.

Pizza Delivery Boy:
You're a babe.