Laws of Attraction

Audrey:
Are you taking your clothes off?

Daniel:
Only the bottoms.

Daniel:
I don't believe in divorce.

Audrey:
But you're a divorce lawyer!

Daniel:
It's a job.

Audrey:
Well that spoiled it for me.

Daniel:
Are you suggesting that because the number is so large, your client is entitled to more than what was agreed upon in the pre-nup? Because that was not your position last night, assuming you remember last night's... position.

Sara:
Forgive me if I get a little emotional, but this is the day every mother dreams of. The day she watches her only daughter put a lock on her bedroom door, to keep her husband out.

Sara:
What are you eating?

Audrey:
Vegetables.

Daniel:
Are you really 56?

Sara:
Parts of me are.

Audrey:
Book? Book? What book? When does he have time to write books?

Audrey:
Oh, ok, ok, wake up, wake up.

Daniel:
Morning.

Audrey:
Wake up. Would you please look at you left hand please.

Daniel:
What?

Audrey:
Please!

Daniel:
Oh, would you look at that. Oh, you got one too.

Audrey:
Daniel, did we get married last night?

Daniel:
Yes I have a feeling we did. The details are still a little bit fuzzy but the bride was beautiful in her figur hugging Sarena outfit and... you're not happy.

Audrey:
Do I look happy?

Daniel:
It's hard to say, I mean because you never seem to be happy around me and...

Audrey:
Oh it's all coming back. We gotta find the guy who did this and tell him that we didn't mean it.

Daniel:
But I did mean it.

Audrey:
Of course you didn't, how could you. You don't want to be married to me!

Daniel:
Can I say something?

Audrey:
No you can't!

Audrey:
We're just going to have to file when we get back to New York, ok. It'll be like it never happened.

Daniel:
But it did happen.

Audrey:
Audrey Woods, I'm representing Mrs. Harrison.

Daniel:
I've heard good things.

Daniel:
Do you mind if I use the kitchen?

Sara:
He cooks? You didn't tell me he cooks.

Sara:
Do You want him dead?

Audrey:
Mother.

Sara:
I mean socially.

Sara:
Is this Rafferty guy cute?

Audrey:
I didn't notice. Besides he's not your type, He's old enough to drive.

Audrey:
Each case I handle convinces me further that marraige is dead in the water.

Daniel:
Are you dating anyone?

Daniel:
I told you darling we don't need separate bedrooms, I don't mind you snoring.

Sara:
Would you like a cocktail?

Daniel:
Oh yes please, only if it's an extremely one.

Sara:
You are so adorable when you're going for the kill.