Leap Year

Irene Rutherford:
Where are you swimming to?

Stanley Piper:
Japan!

Stanley Piper:
This is our saddest case, a result of too many raisins.

Stanley Piper:
Scott, do you want to see me go to jail for bigamy, or t-t-trigamy?

Jeremiah Piper:
Are all these home brew bugs women?

Nurse Phyllis Brown:
[bottle reads take 1 pill every 2 days] How many pills did you take?

Stanley Piper:
3 boxes.

Stanley Piper:
[into Phyllis' stethoscope] I love you!

Stanley Piper:
Even if I have to be married and divorced three times, you'll wait for me, won't you dear?

Stanley Piper:
You can save me, let's run away and be married.

Jeremiah Piper:
[making home brew] You know how it is, do I have enough raisins in here?

Stanley Piper:
[stutters, takes a drink] Will you marry me?

Nurse Phyllis Brown:
[stutters, takes a drink] Yes.

Stanley Piper:
Yes? Then let's fade out without the usual cliches.