Legend Movie 2

Dave:
I do not want to be an actor, I want to be an accountant!

Doc Brown:
Wow! So Hitler and Shakespeare WERE a gay couple!

Steven:
I brought a friend!

Dave:
You brought a friend?

Steven:
Yes, his name is Albert, I think.

Dave:
Albert? Right.

Steven:
Come on out, Albert. [Hitler emerges, pointing a gun at his head]

Dave:
Eh, excuse me but why are you pointing a gun at your own head?

Hitler:
Because I want to end it all! I have lost the war!

Steven:
Now don't be that way. Just look on the bright side of life.

Dave:
Yes, always look for that second wind, buddy - Albert, or whatever your name was.

JFK:
They tried to kill me! But I will kill them! I will kill them all! And I shall take over the world!

Doc Brown:
I have to warn you! It's a very special machine!

Steven:
You're a very special machine! [knocks him down]

Dave:
Oh, great. Where are we NOW?

Shakespeare:
I am Sir William Shakespeare!

Dave:
I didn't ask who you were...

Shakespeare:
Yes, well, I told you! OK?

Dave:
Show off.

Steven:
What the H-E-Double-L?

Hitler:
Well, what do you do for fun around here?

Shakespeare:
Well, you're asking two questions there. The first brings me back to...

[Hitler shoots himself on the head]

Shakespeare:
Oh dear, what have I done? Hmm, this is a new poem I think!

JFK:
Now, instruct me on how to take over all time with the DeLorean!

Dave:
Well, I'm not too sure we want to do that...

Steven:
[innocently] All you need to do is drive the car up to...

Dave:
STEVEN!

Steven:
...88 miles per hour.

JFK:
Aha! Now all you need to do is give me the DeLorean.

Steven:
Hey, dude, do you do voiceovers, because your voice is pretty awesome to be honest with you.

Dave:
Forget that, Steven! RUN!

Steven:
Ah! Sharptooth!

Dave:
It's called a T-rex.

Steven:
That's what they called it in "The Land Before Time." It doesn't matter. RUN!

Shakespeare:
Wallace and Gromit - to be or not to be, that is the question. Hmm, not to be.