Legend of the Boneknapper Dragon

Stoick:
Gobber, for the last time, there is no such thing as a...

Gobber:
Boneknapper? [the crowd groans, "Boneknapper...?"]

Tuffnut:
Oh ho! What-napper?

Gobber:
A disgusting, foul beast, wearing a coat of stolen bones, like a giant, flying skeleton.

Fishlegs:
Ooh ooh! The dragon manual says that the Boneknapper willl stop at nothing to find the perfect bone to build its coat of armor. It's awesome.

Gobber:
The Boneknapper has no roar at all. That's why he's terrifying. He's a silent killer.

Ruffnut:
Wait. So if we don't hear anything, we're dead? [everyone looks around the boat without a word]

Tuffnut:
I don't hear anything. [Phil the sheep in the back of the boat bleats and the teens get scared]

Gobber:
Ha ha ha! Good one, Phil!

Hiccup:
Listen, Gobber? Instead of chasing down an imaginary dragon, maybe we should figure out how to get home.

Gobber:
Say no more! I hear you loud and clear. I've got a plan. [stands up] All right. Who'd like to be dragon bait? [points to Fishlegs]

Tuffnut:
[sitting on the tail of the Boneknapper] This tailbone is hurting my tailbone!

Hiccup:
[sees Gobber going down to his ship with his sheep, Phil, to find the Boneknapper] I can't let him go by himself. [to his friends] All right, Vikings - grab your shields!

Tuffnut, Astrid:
Yes!

Fishlegs, Ruffnut:
[simultaneously] Yeah!

Snotlout:
There's no way I'm getting on a boat to go after a fake dragon. [scene cuts to show Snotlout rowing a boat the next day with everyone else]

Gobber's Father:
[Young Gobber lands back in his family's boat with the treasure after escaping frozen vikings and the Boneknapper, he had initially left to answer the "call of nature"] What took you so long?

Ruffnut:
[the group has crashed their boat on an island, and as it sinks, Ruffnut sighs] Now we're stuck in the middle of nowhere, and no one even knows where we are.

Fishlegs:
Um, except the Boneknapper. Legend says it's roar can s...

Snotlout:
[interrupting] Hey, you know what legend also says? Stop talking!

Gobber:
[Gobber, in his flashback story, has been pinned by the Boneknapper at the edge of a cliff] Help!

Gobber:
[voiceover] The gods must have heard my prayer. [Thor appears in the clouds and flexes his muscles] It was Thor! He tossed a mighty thunderbolt. [it hits the ground below the cliff]

Gobber:
You missed!

Thor:
Wait for it...

Gobber:
[voiceover] Then, from the center of the earth, blasted forth... the hammerhead yak riding the hammerhead whale!

Hammerhead Yak:
Deploy the yak. [the whale blasts the yak off with his blowhole and the yak proceeds to beat up the Boneknapper]