Lego Marvel Super Heroes

Galactus:
I'm still hungry! I need something to eat!

Sandman:
Alright! I let these big-wigs go, once you bring me some of those... Uh, Cosmic Bricks!

Abomination:
Why didn't they make me the supervisor here! That guy's got sand for brains!

Nick Fury:
Thanks for your help, Spider-Man. There's always a place in this operation for a hero like you.

Spider-Man:
Like I have time for that. I've got a trigonometry exam tomorrow, my aunt needs me to pick-up a dozen eggs, and I'm drowning in angst.

J. Jonah Jameson:
You understand the web, don't you?

Peter Parker:
The web? Yeah, it's a job and a hobby.

J. Jonah Jameson:
Doc Octopus? You're a real doctor, right? Cause I have a pain right here... down there... oh, and that bit over there, wow!

Doctor Octopus:
Your cheap health plan doesn't cover office visits.

Iron Man:
Super villains, meet my super-suit.

Magneto:
Yes, that suit. It requires some tailoring.

[pulls apart Iron Man's suit]

Iron Man:
Is it me, or did it just get drafty in here?

Captain America:
Mom's apple pie! We got to save America from the Red Skull!

The Hulk:
HULK SMASH SKULL!

[pants rip]

The Hulk:
Huh? Hulk rip pants.

Captain America:
That's why my red, white and blue is form-fitting yet flexible. I love American ingenuity.

Iron Man:
Don't tell me you got here on a really long spider line?

Spider-Man:
Uh, no. You're not the only one that can fly. Compliments of Mr. Nick Fury and S.H.I.E.L.D.

Iron Man:
You know, I could fit you with a rocket-propelled iron suit if you'd like.

Spider-Man:
Sounds... heavy.

Magneto:
You come to my lovely Asteroid M, but I don't get a house-warming gift?

Thor:
I say thee... NAY!

Iron Man:
Good luck magnetizing Thor's god-hammer. Oh, I've demagnetized my armor just for this occasion.

Spider-Man:
I took a bath. That's all I did.

Loki:
Finally, my vengeance will be realized on your pathetic planet! I will harness the power of Galactus! He will have the earth for breakfast and Asgard for lunch!

Spider-Man:
Wow, he's gonna be pretty full. That's quite a lot of protein, even for a big guy.

Iron Man:
I hope Fury knows what he's doing. I tend not play well with people who've been attacking me and trying to steal all my stuff.

Thor:
If we were only children again, I would resolve this by giving Loki what you mortals call a 'wedgie'... But I fear the elevation of undergarments will save us now.

Iron Man:
Maybe not, but I'd pay good money to see that.

Loki:
Can't we talk about this?

Galactus:
No! I bet you taste minty and cool. I need a palate cleanser!

The Thing:
I hope you ain't expectin' us to WALK to Latveria, Reed.

Human Torch:
Heh, you could use the exercise... Shed a few of those extra boulders...

The Thing:
I'll shed YOU in a minute!

Invisible Woman:
Ben, I believe some clobberin' is in order.

The Thing:
Aw, Sue... Ya ruined my line!

[repeated line]

Stan Lee:
Excelsior!

[the player has rescued Stan Lee]

Deadpool:
Him again? He's in this game more than I am! Who does he think he is?

Sandman:
We have an unscheduled arrival in the main terminal. [laughs]

The Hulk:
HULK HATE DELAYS!

The Hulk:
[while on a boat] Hulk need bathroom.

Iron Man:
Really? You couldn't have gone before we left?

Stan Lee:
I'm all over this game. At what point do I stop being a cameo and start being a star?