Leisure Suit Larry 7: Love for Sail!

Larry Laffer:
[after choosing the game-play option "pick-up line":] Hey there. My name is, uh... Bill Gates.

Nailmi Jugg:
Nah, couldn't be. You look too geeky.

Narrator:
Slam. Dunk. Score!

Captain Thygh:
[about the Narrator] Who's that?

Larry Laffer:
I dunno, but I keep hearing him all the time.

[repeated lines]

Larry Laffer:
Well, that's good.

Narrator:
Not THAT good.

Peter:
Are there any questions?

Crowd:
Are there any answers?

Narrator:
[after clicking "eat" on the bean dip for the second time] You know, they only put 239 beans in that bowl of dip.

Larry Laffer:
Oh really, why?

Narrator:
Because any more and it would be too farty.

[drum fill]

Larry Laffer:
Sounds like a Mark Seibert joke.

[Larry tries to impress Captain Thygh - as usual, unsuccessfully]

Larry Laffer:
Did I, uhm, mention I've met Al Lowe?

Captain Thygh:
Did I mention I've had him?

Larry Laffer:
[musing] Damn! Smoked again!

[Larry tries again]

Larry Laffer:
You know, uhm, I know Ken Williams personally.

Captain Thygh:
Oh, yeah? Well, I know Ken Williams biblically!

[Larry recognizes Rod the balloon man as the annoying fellow, who appeared in most of the previous Leisure Suit Larry games as a pun on Ken Williams]

Larry Laffer:
Hey, I recognize you!

Rod:
Have we met?

Larry Laffer:
Yeah, you're that guy from the bar in Larry 1!

Rod:
Am not.

Larry Laffer:
Yeah, and you were that psycho barber on the airplane in Larry 2.

Rod:
Was not.

Larry Laffer:
And you were Chief Kenneewauwau on Nontoonyt Island in Larry 3.

Rod:
Was not.

Larry Laffer:
And you hid all the floppy disks from Larry 4!

Rod:
Did not.

Larry Laffer:
Yeah, and in Larry 5 you were that geek on the boardwalk!

Rod:
Was not.

Larry Laffer:
Yeah, and in Larry 6 you were in the pool, floating on that inflatable p*ssy. How was that?

Rod:
No, not me.

Narrator:
You love the feel of a good beaver, don't you Larry?

Larry Laffer:
So, waddaya say? A little game of drop the anchor? You and me? Stem to stern? Tug and tanker?

Captain Thygh:
[disgusted] God, Larry, you're pathetic. How'd did you ever get past the LoveMaster 2000? Cheat?

Larry Laffer:
Was that a "no"?

[Larry offers Annette toilet paper]

Annette Boning - Mysterious woman in black:
Oh, that's it! You did it! That's exactly what I've been wanting from you all this time. Let's have sex, now and repeatedly!

[Larry fails to understand that Annette was talking sarcastically]

Larry Laffer:
Really? With me?

Annette Boning - Mysterious woman in black:
Hell, no, you idiot! You are SUCH a jerk!

[Larry knocks on Captain Thygh's cabin door at any time before winning the competition. Al Lowe's face shows at the door porthole]

Waiter:
[moans] Waddaya want? I'm busy! Ooohhh.

Larry Laffer:
Uh, nothing.

Captain Thygh:
[her voice is heard] You get your ass back in here, right now! You've got work to do!

Waiter:
Okay! I, I... I gotta go!

Captain Thygh:
And get the Mazola oil!

[Larry tries to impress Drew]

Larry Laffer:
So... uh, did I ever tell you I know Al Lowe personally?

Drew Baringmore:
Who? Oh, I remember him! He came through here last November. Unimpressive.

Larry Laffer:
Yeah, maybe.

Drew Baringmore:
Not him, Larry. You!