Let's Scare Jessica to Death

Emily:
It's not the cake!

Jessica:
I sit here and I can't believe that it happened. And yet I have to believe it. Dreams or nightmares? Madness or sanity? I don't know which is which.

Jessica:
I was just, er, looking at the picture. It looks so much like you.

Emily:
My lord, it does. Gee, how weird. What's the matter?

Jessica:
Nothing. It's just, er, it does look so very much like you.

Emily:
It's an old print. It could look like anybody.

Jessica:
No, it's... it's the eyes.

Emily:
Do you like my new dress? My new old dress?

Sam Dorker:
Well, lead on, Macduncan!

Duncan:
Is there anyplace around here where I could sell antiques, furniture?

Old man:
If there was a place, I sure wouldn't tell you.

Old man:
Look what they're driving. Damn hippies, creeps!

Duncan:
Some welcoming committee.

Jessica:
I don't think they like our mode of transportation.

Woody:
Look at those bandages. I think these guys are left over from the Civil War. [to the old men] It's cheaper than a station wagon! [They drive off, laughing]

Old man:
Good riddance.

Jessica:
[voiceover, talking to herself] Don't tell them. Act normal.

Woody:
[Emily has just conducted a seance] Do you really believe in that kind of stuff?

Emily:
I don't know.

Woody:
[reacting to sound of Jessica and Duncan's lovemaking upstairs] Do you believe in THAT kind of stuff?

Emily:
[embarrassed, laughing] Oh, I don't know.

Woody:
[Jessica and Duncan are trying to communicate with the Girl in white, who is mute, when Woody shows up] What's that?

Jessica:
She led me to the body.

Woody:
What's the matter with her?

Jessica:
She knows who killed that man!

Woody:
What man?

Duncan:
[exasperated] I don't know.

Jessica:
You don't believe me. You don't think there's anything strange going on.

Duncan:
I think it's... it's all strange.

Emily:
[Emily and Duncan have just finished playing a song together] Wow, terrific! He's really something! I mean, really.

Jessica:
He's an important man. He was with the Philharmonic.

Emily:
Are you going to try to find someplace around here to play?

Woody:
No, he's gonna farm. Raise apples, have a garden... get back to nature. He's a nut.

Jessica:
*I'm* the nut.

Duncan:
One scrub girl, needed immediately!

Emily:
Let's have a seance. [the others are visibly uncomfortable] Why not? Don't you believe in spirits? Nothing's ever completely dead.

Woody:
Right! I even hear The Twist is coming back.