License to Drive

Les:
An innocent girl, a harmless driver. What could possibly go wrong?

Les:
I am so dead they're going to have to bury me twice.

Dean:
Could you take the car out of neutral? We just got passed by a street sweeper.

Mr. Anderson:
Les. Can you tell me what size SHARK is responsible for this. No don't say anything, save it for the judge.

Dean:
Charles, you spasticated idiot.

Les:
No thanks Dad, I already have a Mercedes.

Mr. Anderson:
I'm making some room for the old boat. Want to help, Dean?

Dean:
I'd love to, Mr. Anderson. But I just remembered.

Dean:
I'm allergic to, uh...

Dean:
...dust and cardboard boxes.

Dean:
Les, that license in your wallet, that's not an ordinary piece of paper, that is a driver's license, and its not only a driver's license, it's an automobile license, and it's not only an automobile license, it's a license to live, a license to be free, a license to go wherever, whenever and with whomever you choose.

Dean:
If you're lucky she'll bite.

Miss Hellberg:
Stand back children, don't mess with me I'm a living time bomb.

Dean:
Les, to live in fear is not to live at all.

Dean:
Natalie! I was wondering, if you were driving 55 miles per hour and you collided with a runaway train, would it make ANY improvement on your face?

Mr. Anderson:
We had a college fund set aside for you! That's gone now! You had free room and board, two trusting parents and a social life. All gone! You had a Tv, a stereo, baseball, tennis racket, a skateboard, a bicycle - All gone! you even had sunlight and a window in your room!

Mr. Anderson:
You are damn lucky that your mother didn't go into labour tonight!

Mrs. Anderson:
Robin!

Mr. Anderson:
DAMN LUCKY!

Mrs. Anderson:
ROBIN! I AM in labour!

Les' DMV Examiner:
Buckle up Sonny, it's the real world out here!

Miss Hellberg:
Well Mr Anderson, we were able to retrieve your test results from the computer. And as I suppose you already know, you failed! God Giveth! And the DNV take this away! We can make your life a living hell!

Charles:
We're going to be locked up with men who murdered, and raped, and robbed convenience stores!

Dean:
Get the juicehead to pull over!

Les:
Not too bad for a kid without his license, huh?

Dean:
Wow, did you ever think in your life you would see a Mercedes fit in inside the trunk of a Cadillac?