Lilo & Stitch 2: Stitch Has a Glitch

Lilo:
[chicken walks by] That's it. I got it! Elvis is trying to tell us to do a hula about a chicken!

Stitch:
[sits Lilo down] No, he's not.

Agent Pleakley:
Jumba! Jumba! Slow down! Where ya goin'? Include me! Include me!

Dr. Jumba Jookiba:
[approaches containment chamber] Oh, can it be? Have I done it?

Stitch:
[uncurls, looks around] Ooh...

Dr. Jumba Jookiba:
So cute. So fluffy, even.

[Jumba stares into glass, Stitch sniffs around]

Dr. Jumba Jookiba:
Where did I go wrong?

Stitch:
[Stitch growls, jumps wildly around glass]

Dr. Jumba Jookiba:
Ha-ha-ha, what a relief.

Dr. Jumba Jookiba:
I've got a surprise for you. Close your eyes.

[Stitch pops one eye open]

Dr. Jumba Jookiba:
Ah! No peaking! He cheats already. Ha-ha-ha-ha!

Stitch:
Aw, jiggiebig!

Nani:
I'm sure my sister is very sorry and *didn't* mean it.

Lilo:
Very sorry.

Nani:
See?

Lilo:
But I did mean it.

Nani:
Lilo!

Lilo:
Next time, Myrtle's goin' down! She's goin' *way* down!

Nani:
No more pro-wrestling for you!

Lilo:
What if I mess up? And Myrtle laughs at me? And I get mad? And I *pound* her?

Agent Pleakley:
[running with Jumba to the ship] Where are you going? Include me.

Agent Pleakley:
[Jumba hits him with a palm branch] Oww! My GOOD eye.

Stitch:
[Lilo's finger is about a few inches away from Stitch] You're touching me!

Lilo:
I'm not touching you.

Stitch:
AAGH! YOU'RE TOUCHING ME!

Stitch:
Uh-oh. Badness coming on.

Lilo:
You're my ohana, Stitch, and I'll always love you.

Nani:
[to Jumba who is sneaking off] And no crop circles!

Dr. Jumba Jookiba:
[stops] Aww, all the other aliens get to make them

Nani:
David! You remember my AUNT Pleakley and UNCLE Jumba, right?

David Kawena:
Uhm.

Nani:
[sotto, singsong voice] Say something.

David Kawena:
Uhh... nice hat?

Agent Pleakley:
Why thank you, DAVID. See? Uncle Jumba said it made me look top-heavy!

Dr. Jumba Jookiba:
Aunt Pleakley wanted the truth!

Agent Pleakley:
What we want and what we need are two entirely different things. You know what they say, men are from Mars and women are from Venus, though actually, in our case...

Lilo:
This is the exact bench that Elvis sat on in Blue Hawaii.

Stitch:
[Sniffs bench] Oh, yeah. That's him. [They sit on bench]

Lilo:
I can't believe it. My butt is in the shadow of the butt of Elvis Presley.

Agent Pleakley:
Sorry, can't help you. I have a full day of Earth research ahead of me.

Nani:
You mean watching talk shows and reading gossip magazines?

Agent Pleakley:
Yeah. It really takes it out of ya.

Agent Pleakley:
I think I should drive.

Nani:
Two eyes, my car, I'm driving!

Stitch:
Stitch not bad. Stitch fluffy!

Dr. Jumba Jookiba:
During his creation, Stitch was never fully charged. Now his circuits are going haywire.

Agent Pleakley:
That's why he was freaking out.

Dr. Jumba Jookiba:
He can't control it. lf it continues, his circuits will burn themselves out like supernova!

Agent Pleakley:
Can you...Can you fix him?

Dr. Jumba Jookiba:
I must? or my little Stitch will shut down......for good.

Stitch:
Leave me alone!

Lilo:
[pointing her finger at Stitch] I'm not touching you.

Stitch:
She's touching me. She's touching me!

Lilo:
I'm not touching you.

Stitch:
AH, YOU'RE TOUCHING ME!!

Lilo:
Not touching.

Stitch:
TOUCHING ME!!!

Lilo:
It's free air.

Lilo:
[to Stitch, after he dies] Stitch, I'm so sorry. I kept saying how I needed you. But you needed me more. You're my 'ohana, Stitch, and I'll always love you. [holds Stitch and breaks down in tears]

Lilo:
Our mission: go to these places, where the King from Cinderella will give us the idea for our hula!

Mertle:
Hey, Lilo. Maybe your dog can take a picture of me when I win the competition.

Lilo:
How do you know you're gonna win?

Mertle:
I think it's pretty well known that I'm the best dancer in the seven-year-old division.

Lilo:
I don't know. I think maybe I can win!

Mertle:
Hello! You're a stinky dancer, and anything that you come up with is gonna be stinky. [Lilo growls agitatedly and starts to beat her up, but Stitch grabs her arm, holding her back] You'll never be like your mom. [Lilo and Stitch both gasp in shock of hearing that] Never.

Stitch:
[as Lilo looks at him and let goes of her arm] Okay.

Lilo:
[angrily charges at Mertle, preparing to beat her up] That's it!

Stitch:
[takes the camera out of the bag] Smile! [takes pictures of Lilo leaping at Mertle, kicking and tossing her aside, takes a selfie of himself with Lilo still fighting her, and accidentally takes a last picture of Moses (Kumu) appearing, looking scared]

[Lilo and Stitch are escorted home and Moses (Kumu) shows Nani the pictures Stitch took and tells her about what happened]

Moses (Kumu):
As you can see, there was a little disagreement… Again.

Nani:
[looking through the pictures; unimpressed] Ai-ya.

Lilo:
[to Stitch] Next time, flush the evidence.

[Stitch imitates a toilet flushing]

[While Lilo, Stitch, Jumba, Pleakley and David are all in the living room watching a sci-fi movie on a family fun night…]

Nani:
[entering with a tray of food] Is everyone having fun? [Everyone responds in agreement] Great! I made sci-fi snacks to put us in the mood.

Stitch:
Oh, yummy!

Nani:
We have deep-fried Martian cockroach. [slurps and eats the whole thing] Mmm, delicious!

Pleakley:
I think I'm gonna throw up.

Jumba:
Ew, I think someone did.

David:
[takes out an eyeball dumpling] Uh, Nani, what are these?

Nani:
Alien eyeball dumplings. Mmm!

Pleakley:
What kind of sick joke is this?

Jumba:
Don't be making her mad. Eat it! [forces the the eyeball dumpling into Pleakley's mouth]

Pleakley:
[choking] It's good.

Stitch:
[scarfing down on a bowl of dip and takes a deep-fried cockroach out of his mouth to give to Lilo, attempting to cheer her up] Cockroach?

Lilo:
[depressed] I'm too upset to eat. I'm hula-less.

Nani:
Aw, honey, I'm sure you'll come up with something. Come on, let's watch the movie.

David:
Nani, I think you did a great job with family… [he notices that she has fallen asleep] night.

[Just as Jumba slowly reaches for the lever of the fusion chamber, Stitch's charge level flashes red]

Jumba:
No!

Pleakley:
What's happening?!

Jumba:
Stitch's circuits are so about to blow! We have to get him into the fusion chamber now!

[As Stitch runs in the forest and glitches, he covers his eyes. Glimpses show Lilo, Nani, Jumba, Pleakley and David trying to find him]

Lilo:
Stitch!

Nani:
Stitch?

Pleakley:
Oh, Stitch, where are you?

Jumba:
Stitch! Stitch!

David:
Hey, you there?

[David and Jumba meet Nani in the forest as they tried to find Stitch]

David:
We looked everywhere!

Jumba:
He only has a few minutes left.

Nani:
[to Lilo] Mom would be so proud of you.

Stitch:
No, Lilo. Too dangerous.

Stitch:
Stitch can never come back.

Lilo Pelekai:
Next time, flush the evidence.

Lilo Pelekai:
There's no way I can do this. Just because my mom was a great hula dancer doesn't mean I am. The only thing I know I inherited from her is, well, Nani. What if Mertle's right and everything I do is gonna be stinky? Maybe I'm just stinky, like cheese. But my mom was beautiful like an orchid and graceful like a wave. I'll never be like her.

Lilo Pelekai:
I'm too upset to eat. I'm hula-less.

Lilo Pelekai:
I know it's hard to keep the faith sometimes, but if you don't give up on Elvis, Elvis won't give up on you.

Lilo Pelekai:
If you promise to be good, I'll give you one more chance. But I want you to promise.

Lilo Pelekai:
No more nightmares.

Dr. Jumba Jookiba:
[as the computer analyzes Stitch's fur sample, showing his circuits lowering down] THOSE IDIOT POLICE! I hoped this day would never come.

Dr. Jumba Jookiba:
[as he's arrested and taken away] What will become of my little monstrosity?!

Dr. Jumba Jookiba:
Get him into the fusion chamber before his energy runs out! It's your only chance!

Dr. Jumba Jookiba:
[as he sees Stitch dead; frowning in sorrow] We're too late…