Little Darlin's

[first lines]

Bill:
Boy, you really look pretty today.

Mindy:
Oh Billy!

Bill:
I mean it. You look great. Do you really have to go?

Mindy:
Of course, I have to go.

Bill:
Why?

Mindy:
Billy, there'll be plenty of weekends for us. Why don't we just say that this is *my* weekend?

Peggy:
I have a very important question for you, Mr. Boggins.

Mr. Boggins:
Yes?

Peggy:
Well, me and the girls were talking...

Mr. Boggins:
The girls and I.

Peggy:
The girls and I were talking and...

Mr. Boggins:
Yes?

Peggy:
Where does cream come from?

Mr. Boggins:
Cream? Well, cows give cream... I mean cows give milk and from milk we make cream and ice cream and yogurt, butter, all those good things.

Peggy:
I mean *boy* cream.

Mr. Boggins:
Boy cream? You know, Peggy, this is something you should discuss with your parents. Well, I can see where I better have a talk with the girls.

[last lines]

Ms. Buckworthy:
Arnie dear, no more of *that* stuff.

Arnie Roberts:
No, dear.

Ms. Buckworthy:
Button yer shirt...

Arnie Roberts:
Yes, dear.

Ms. Buckworthy:
and straighten yer tie...

Arnie Roberts:
Yes, dear.

Ms. Buckworthy:
and turn off the lights before you come to bed.

Arnie Roberts:
Yes, dear... But dear, it's morning.

Ms. Buckworthy:
I know.