Little Sister

Diana:
Forget it, Derry. Okay? Just forget it! There's nothing you have to say that interests me anymore.

Bobby:
[sees Diana from a distance] I wanna marry her and have 37 children.

Mike:
[to Bobby] Just wanna see her naked.

Diana:
[to Derry] Go away. Take your hair for a walk!

Bobby:
[to Mike] You know, I can never use my father's lines on a girl like that?

Mike:
[to Bobby] Just wanna see her naked.

Teacher:
Welcome... to Beginning Taxidermy! [laughs evilly]

Bobby:
I hate women.

Mike:
You are a woman.

Bobby:
Well, then, I hate myself...

Chaz:
Mike, this is a team, and... and Robert is the quarterback of that team!

[Bobby, dressed as Roberta, chatting with sorority women from afar]

Chaz:
A team is a synergistic unit; it is... a symbiotic system; it is an integrated whole.

[sorority women chatting from afar]

Chaz:
If that whole develops a hole, it becomes...

Mike:
The holy?