Looney Tunes: Duck Amuck

Daffy:
Hey! You're ripping the background!

Daffy:
[after Cross Country Kapow] You dope! You can't leave explosives lying around like that!

Daffy:
[Daffy walks slouched from right to left, dressed as Robin Hood and with arrows sticking out of his behind] Some days, I don't know whose side you're on!

Daffy:
Well, look who's back! You sure took your sweet time getting here! Let's get started!

Daffy:
[after being blasted by TNT] I'll just go freshen up a bit!

Daffy:
I wonder whose idea it was to put two screens on this thing? That's using the old coconut!

Daffy:
[Daffy has taped up a tear in the background] Good thing I always carry Duck tape! Duck tape - get it? [Throws the tape away] No sense of humour!

Daffy:
[the player completes level 1 of Exploding Piano, prompting Daffy to storm off his podium] No, No, No! You do it like this! [Daffy presses the exploding key, the piano explodes, and Daffy appears with piano keys in his mouth] No more for me, thanks - I'm driving! [Daffy faints]

Daffy:
Did you know there are 49,512 pixels on this screen? I know this, because I've counted every one of them, waiting for *you* to do something!

Daffy:
What kind of game will this be?

[Lightbulb appears above Daffy]

Daffy:
One of those strategy, quest, games, perhaps?

[Second bulb appears to the left of the first one]

Daffy:
Or maybe one of those 3D games, with lost of polygons and graphics up the wazoo!

[a third bulb appears to the right of the first one]

Daffy:
Oh, I know - how about one of those cool mind improvement games!

[Turns head to the right]

Daffy:
Somebody around here could use a little improvement!

Daffy:
[Facing forward] Well, I'm tapped - I don't suppose you've got any ideas knocking around in your noodle?

Daffy:
[after level 2 of Exploding Piano] Check, please, waiter!

Daffy:
[after level 4 of Exploding Piano] There are 4 lights!

Daffy:
[after being repeatedly tapped on the head] Hey! Knock it off, screwball! [Walks of to the left, and comes back with 3 paint tins] Alright - Here! Let's get this show on the road!

Daffy:
[after the player has completed Daffy Divided] Allright! That does it! This game has made me go all to pieces!

Daffy:
[after being kicked out of a Wild West Saloon] Tough room! [Spits out a pile of bullets] Well, what do you know - bullets! [Drops them] I think I'll go take a nap, now! [Faints]

Daffy:
[after Level 3 of Exploding Piano] And I say he *does* have to shot me now!

Daffy:
So, what's next on the menu?

[Daffy appears in a concert hall, dressed as an orchestra conductor]

Daffy:
[Admiring his outfit] Nice! It's about time I had an audience that appreciated me! [Starts looking around the empty stage, and then at the player]

Daffy:
[Whispered] Psst! Hey - where's the podium? [Hears a sound from above, and looks up to see a podium falling down to land on him]

Daffy:
[Pulling himself from underneath the podium] A music hater, eh? Well, I'm about to bring some culture to this two-bit act! I just hope *you* can keep up!

Daffy:
Alright! That does it! This is the very, very last straw! I demand to know who's responsible for this! Show yourself! I demand that you show yourself! [the words GAME OVER appear, before cutting to a shot of Daffy sitting at a drawing board, holding a white DS] Well, if you can't beat em, beat em!

Daffy:
You know, there's a noticeable lack of game around here!

Daffy:
How about giving me a new outfit? Something snazzy with lots of style! [pause] Well? What are you waiting for? [Player erases Daffy's body and legs] Thanks! it sure feels nice and airy. [Looks down] Argh! You've erased me! I demand you draw me a body!

Daffy:
[after being thumped by a monster] So much for the E rating!

Daffy:
[after player completes Mine Diamond mine minigame] This game cheats!

Daffy:
[after the candlestick game] What's your malfunction, buster! I don't have to put up with this humiliation! I've a good mind to complain to the union!

Daffy:
[after Chat Splat] You may think you've won, but just you wait - I've got a few blog entries in mind for you, pal!