Lost Boys: The Thirst

Edgar Frog:
Death to all vampires?

Alan Frog:
Maximum body count.

Edgar Frog:
We are awesome monster bashers.

Alan Frog:
The meanest.

Edgar Frog:
The baddest.

Edgar Frog:
It's time for Mr. Frog's Wild Ride.

Alan Frog:
Holy sh*t! It's the attack of Grandpa Munster!

Peter:
A father can't murder his own children. That would be in bad taste.

[first lines]

Aide 1:
As soon as you feed, Senator, you won't need these anymore.

[last lines]

Edgar Frog:
Oh, I'm actually scanning the book into my Kindle. I decided, you know, I might as well educate myself about all the possibilites of the dark underworld. For example, did you know that lycanthrope or female werewolves, she-wolves, actually can change anytime they want to? They don't have to do it under a full moon. That's a myth. They can turn anytime they want to. They have complete control. They can do it in the middle of the day.

[she turns away from him, her eyes begin to glow]

Zoe:
Now, that's an interesting theory.

Lars:
We've located the nest of the vampires deep within this abandoned slaughterhouse. It's also haunted... by cannibal pirates. It's built on an ancient Indian burial ground... where they used to burn witches.

Edgar Frog:
It turns holy water into holy slaughter!

Edgar Frog:
Virgins. Vampire filet mignon.