Louis C.K.: Hilarious

Louis C.K.:
You know what hilarious means? Hilarious means so funny that you almost went insane when you heard that shi... its so funny that is almost ruined your life. You're homeless now because you can't cope or reason anymore. Because that hilarious thing just shattered your mind and three months later you got sh*t and leaves in your hair and you're drenched in pee in the gutter. That's how funny hilarious is.

Louis C.K.:
I was flying about a week ago. And I was in the airport, I saw this really old man, and he's on a wheelchair - [addressing the camera man, who is a foot from his face] I can f***ing hear that sh*t, so back the f*** off. [laughs] I can hear it in your headsets. Sorry to f*** up the entire show for that, but I can hear "Get closer to him, no, it's fine, get closer to him. He won't mind."