Love & Human Remains

Candy:
I want more than just sex.

David:
That's why God invented television.

Bernie:
When are you gonna do something with your life?

David:
What, like you? Work at a job I hate and f*** women I can't stand.

Bernie:
F*** you, it's a life!

David:
Not the kind of life I want.

Bernie:
Why is everything so f***ing hard?

David:
Not everything, just the important stuff.

Bernie:
Same old bullshit! Every day I just go to work, meet a girl, get laid, dump her.

Candy:
Excuse me. I have to go try on everything I own.

Candy:
Do you ever feel like you're nothing like anyone else in the world?

David:
Only all the time.

Candy:
Somewhere there's one person waiting for me... feeling like me.

David:
A lot of people in the world feel like that.

Kane:
Sometimes I think there's something wrong with me.

David:
I've never met anyone born after 1965 who wasn't incomplete somehow.

Kane:
Why is that?

David:
Microwave owens, I think.