Love Hurts

Jason:
Is she a little pig? Did you donkey punch her yet? Put her through the test of love?

Goof:
Oh ya! If she loves you she'll let you.

Jason:
Hell ya! Give her a big welt in the back of the head! That's love, Baby.

Jason:
Look. I told the guy if he kicked me again, I'd throw him down the stairs.

Goof:
Ya he did.

Jason:
I did.

Bobby:
Jason! He was tied to a f***ing chair!

Goof:
Oh ya. He was.

Jason:
It was the look he gave me! It kicked my soul!

Jackie:
But, it was going so good.