Love Like You've Never Been Hurt

Edwina:
I've actually been joking with all my friends about tonight.

Edward:
Yeah, well it's certainly amused both of mine. All of mine.

Edward:
The trouble with first dates though is that people are always on their best behaviour. So you never really know what the other person's like.

Edwina:
Is that such a bad thing?

Narrator:
Harry had always believed in love and was convinced they would go the distance. Which, by today's standards, means... more than a year.

Edwina:
Is she attractive?

Edward:
What?

Edwina:
Do you want to f*** her?

Edward:
Yeah, yeah, I do because she's the most obnoxious woman I've ever met, she's more than twice my age and she looks like a primate.

Edwina:
Well you do have a history of dating ugly women.

Edward:
I don't need you to make plans for me. If I wanted to be bossed around, I'd just move back in with my mother.

Edwina:
A woman needs to plan her orgasms!

Edwina:
I've had enough. It's not worth it.

Edward:
But you can't break up with me. It's not on your list.

Edward:
I thought we agreed we weren't going to buy that.

Edwina:
Yeah, well it's not like it matters anymore.

Meredith:
It's so awesome that you're going to move in with me.

Edwina:
Do you have a T.V?

Meredith:
I don't believe in television.

Edwina:
Who's Cynthia?