Lucifer

Lucifer Morningstar:
What I hate more than anything is a liar, a charlatan, someone who doesn't believe in what they say.

Chloe Dancer:
You and Lucifer seem really close.

Mazikeen:
I followed him through the gates of hell.

Chloe Dancer:
I'll take that as a yes.

Chloe Dancer:
You smoked evidence?

Lucifer Morningstar:
Well, it would have gone to waste otherwise.

Lucifer Morningstar:
[after Chloe Decker takes Lucifer's joint and stamps on it] No, it's puff, puff, pass, not puff, puff, stomp angrily!

Chloe Decker:
Let's get something straight. I will never, ever, ever sleep with you. Never. Ok? Got it?

Lucifer Morningstar:
Playing hard to get. I like it.

Chloe Decker:
When hell freezes over, Lucifer.

Lucifer Morningstar:
I can arrange that, actually.

Mazikeen:
You need to leave. Now.

Lucifer Morningstar:
What's the rush? It's just getting exciting.

Mazikeen:
Humans are playing with their guns, and now they're running for cover. No reason to find out if your bones will break too.

Lucifer Morningstar:
Well, what about my broken... heart?

Chloe Decker:
If I'm gonna be forced to work with you again, I call the shots.

Lucifer Morningstar:
You most certainly do. Right in the leg.

Lucifer Morningstar:
Uh, Detective, you seem to have left on the central locking!

Chloe Decker:
Act like a child, get treated like a child.

Lucifer Morningstar:
Wha...? Isn't it illegal to leave your child locked in a car?

Lucifer Morningstar:
I was promised a gang war. Instead I get a cry baby. This is boring.

Lucifer Morningstar:
I mean, seriously, a community center? This is where we'll find the deadly Yellow Viper?

Chloe Decker:
According to his parole officer.

Chloe Decker:
Oh, after five years behind bars, a brothel would be my go-to.

[about Yellow Viper]

Chloe Decker:
He doesn't have to talk to us. He really seems to care about those kids.

Lucifer Morningstar:
It's odd for a criminal. Or anyone, really.

[to Ty]

Lucifer Morningstar:
I've met your type before, so desperate to control their lives, they forget to enjoy it.

Lucifer Morningstar:
What do you want?

Ty Huntley:
[looking at Ali] Her.

Lucifer Morningstar:
Well, then "carpe diem," my friend.

Chloe Dancer:
250 guests. You know what that means.

Lucifer Morningstar:
Great party.

Chloe Dancer:
250 suspects.

Dan:
What happened to the plan?

Lucifer Morningstar:
I made a better one.

Chloe Dancer:
How?

Lucifer Morningstar:
Just sit tight and we'll all get what we want.