Lucky Losers

Terence Aloysius 'Slip':
I'm going to powder my nose.

Horace Debussy 'Sach':
Your nose ain't shiney.

Terence Aloysius 'Slip':
Your head's going to be shiney if you don't shut up!

Horace Debussy 'Sach':
I lost my button.

Terence Aloysius 'Slip':
You lost your buttons a long time ago!

Horace Debussy 'Sach':
The treasury's been tipped, dipped and flipped.

Louie, aka Arizona Louie:
You're broke?

Horace Debussy 'Sach':
Sorry I didn't get you any cigarettes, but I put a quarter in the machine and quarters came out of it. Ain't I stupid?

Terence Aloysius 'Slip':
If you get smart, I'll never talk to you again.