Lucky Me

[first lines]

Chorus:
[sings] Lucky me! / Down the four leaf clover highway, all the signs are pointing my way. / Yes siree. / For lucky me, lucky me, yes siree. / With a lucky star to guide me, and the one I love beside me. / Life can be, so fancy free! / Don't you wish that you could be... Lucky Me!

Candy Williams:
[sings] It isn't that I'm superstitious, superstitious, I am not. / Nevertheless I take no chances walking under ladders.

Candy Williams:
[sings] There's thirteen reasons why I feel this way.

Candy Williams:
[sings] Never tap your toe in June, to an organ grinder's tune. / Men who pick up rusty pins marry girls with double chins.

Candy Williams:
Hap, stop it!

Hap Schneider:
What's the matter?

Candy Williams:
Well, you know that whistling in the dressing room is bad luck.

Hap Schneider:
Isn't that cute? Two months in show business, she knows all the rules.

Candy Williams:
Well, you're the one that told me.

Candy Williams:
There's thirteen people in the audience.

Hap Schneider:
This is no time to be superstitious. It's bad luck.

Hap Schneider:
"Food By Anton". There's a nice bit. Here we are loaded with talent, and some hash hustler gets his name up in lights.

Candy Williams:
But a trouper never says die!

Fortune Teller:
Be alert, my child. You are passing through a period of opportunity. You are on the brink of adventure. A mysterious stranger lurks in your future. A stranger who may serve as a guide to your fortune and destiny.

Candy Williams:
A mysterious stranger.

Candy Williams:
[sings] I speak to the stars, and I wait for an answer.

Candy Williams:
[sings] And the Bluebells of Broadway are ringing...

Candy Williams, Flo, Hap Schneider, Duke McGee:
[sings] The Bluebells are ringing with a bag-pipe beat on Broadway, on Broadway tonight.

Candy Williams:
This is strictly business, Mr. Carson.

Dick Carson:
Yes, Miss Williams. Strictly business.

Candy Williams:
Oh, Mr. Carson! [hugs him]

Candy Williams:
[sings] Love you dearly, more than just sincerely.

Candy Williams:
[sings] That's why I wanna sing like an angel, and dance, dance, like the devil. So Mr. Leader-man, strike up the band, and let's go! Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go? let's go!

Hap Schneider:
[after Candy breaks a mirror] Hey, what's the matter with you? That's seven years bad luck.

Candy Williams:
Let's make it fourteen. [smashes another mirror]

Hap Schneider:
Wanna try for twenty-one? [Candy smashes a third mirror]

Lorraine Thayer:
It must be an exciting life being a lady.

Candy Williams:
You should try it sometime. Er, er... marry a Lord, that is.

Flo:
Boy, ain't this party a ball?

Hap Schneider:
What's with the ain'ts? Ain'ts. There are a lot of ritzy people here. Watch your language.

Flo:
What are you talking about? I speak as well as anybody. In fact, weller.

Hap Schneider:
Say, how about a little square-dancin'? Yahoo! [jumps on the table and it collapses]

Party Guest:
Alright?

Hap Schneider:
Must be these boots, I'm used to dancing in my bare feet. How's everybody? Ah! Yahoo!

Hap Schneider:
[after Flo pushes Lorraine into the swimming pool] How did it go?

Flo:
Swimmingly.

[last lines]

Otis Thayer:
Ooh, Friday the Thirteenth. Anyone around here superstitious?

Candy Williams:
Well, I, I... I used to be. But I'm not anymore. Not Lucky Me.

Dick Carson:
Alright, Lorraine. Now that I've heard the words let me hear the music.

Lorraine Thayer:
If that scullery maid dares come near my father, I'll annihilate her!