Mad Max: Fury Road

[from trailer]

Max Rockatansky:
My name is Max. My world is fire. And blood.

Nux:
[In the midst of a massive, violent sandstorm, after witnessing his fellow War Boys sucked off the War Rig into a vortex] Oh, what a day... what a lovely day!

[from trailer]

Immortan Joe:
Everybody has gone out their mind. You're not the only one, Max.

[first lines]

Max Rockatansky:
[Narrating] My name is Max. My world is fire and blood. Once, I was a cop. A road warrior searching for a righteous cause. As the world fell, each of us in our own way was broken. It was hard to know who was more crazy... me... or everyone else.

Capable:
We are not things. We are not things!

Capable:
There's no going back!

Imperator Furiosa:
You never gonna have a better chance.

Max Rockatansky:
At what?

Imperator Furiosa:
Redemption.

Max Rockatansky:
I am the one that runs from both the living and the dead. Hunted by scavengers, haunted by those I could not protect. So I exist in this wasteland, reduced to one instinct: survive.

Toast:
What are you doing?

The Dag:
Praying.

Toast:
To who?

The Dag:
Anyone who's listening.

Max Rockatansky:
Have you done this before?

Imperator Furiosa:
Many times.

Imperator Furiosa:
[to Max] DRIVE!

Nux:
I live, I die. I LIVE AGAIN!

Imperator Furiosa:
And how exactly do we take the Citadel, assuming we're still alive by then?

Toast:
If we can block the pass, it'll be easy. All that's left are his War Pups, and War Boys too sick to fight.

Capable:
And we'll be with Nux. He's a War Boy. He'll be bringing us home, bringing back what's stolen, like he's supposed to.

[Everyone turns to look at Nux]

Nux:
Yeah... feels like hope.

[Max proposes turning back and claiming the Citadel]

Keeper of the Seeds:
I like this plan... we could start again, just like the old days!

Max Rockatansky:
Look, it'll be a hard day. [points to the horizon] But I guarantee you that a hundred and sixty days ride that way... there's nothing but salt. [points back] At least that way we might be able to... together... come across some kind of redemption.

[He holds out his hand. After a pause, Furiosa takes it and clasps tight]

Nux:
If I'm gonna die, I'm gonna die historic on the Fury Road!

Max Rockatansky:
You know, hope is a mistake. If you can't fix what's broken, you'll, uh... you'll go insane.

Immortan Joe:
Do not, my friends, become addicted to water. It will take hold of you, and you will resent its absence!

Immortan Joe:
Ah, mediocre!

Imperator Furiosa:
[to Immortan Joe] Remember me?

[Throws Joe's mask hose into the rear wheels of his vehicle, tearing off his lower face and killing him instantly]

Nux:
[last words] Witness me.

Nux:
I never thought I'd do something as shine as that.

Max Rockatansky:
Max. My name is Max. That's my name.

Nux:
We're not to blame!

The Splendid Angharad:
Then who killed the World?

Rictus Erectus:
I had a brother! A baby brother! And he was perfect! Perfect in every way!

Max Rockatansky:
That's my head!

Max Rockatansky:
CONFUCAMUS!

Max Rockatansky:
How much more can they take from me? They got my blood, now it's my car!

The Valkyrie:
It'll take two weeks to skirt the wall of mountains.

Max Rockatansky:
No. I suggest we go back the same way we came. Through the canyon.

Toast:
[after a pause] It's open - we know that, right? He brought all his war parties through.

Max Rockatansky:
So we take the War Rig and charge it right through the middle of them. We can decouple the tanker at the pass, shut it off behind us.

Keeper of the Seeds:
[she and the Dag make the same gesture] Kaboom!

[laughter]

Max Rockatansky:
[to Nux] That's *my jacket...!*

Max Rockatansky:
[pointing at his Interceptor car being driven by a War Boy] That's mine!

Glory the Child:
You promised to help us!

The Dag:
[to Immortan Joe] Schlanger!

The Bullet Farmer:
I am the scales of justice! Con-DUCT-or of the choir of death!

The Dag:
[about Max] He's a crazy smeg who eats schlanger!

Keeper of the Seeds:
Here we go, girls!

The Bullet Farmer:
All this over a family squabble... healthy babies... [spits]

Max Rockatansky:
Here they come again... worming their way into the black matter of my brain. I tell myself, they cannot touch me. They are long dead.

Imperator Furiosa:
How does it feel?

The Splendid Angharad:
It hurts.

Imperator Furiosa:
Out here, everything hurts. You wanna get through this? Do as I say. Now pick up what you can and run.

Imperator Furiosa:
FOOL!

Slit:
By my deeds I honour him, V8.

Narrator:
"Where must we go, we who wander this wasteland, in search of our better selves?" -The First History Man

Capable:
What are you doing here?

Nux:
[Sobbing] He saw it. He saw it all. My own bloodbag driving the rig that killed her. [Nux begins banging his head]

Capable:
Stop doing that! Shh. Stop.

Nux:
Three times the gates were opened to me.

Capable:
What gates?

Nux:
I was awaited in Valhalla. They were calling my name. I should be walking with the Immortan or feasting with the heroes of our time.

Capable:
I'd say it was your manifest destiny not to.

Nux:
I thought that I was spec for something great. I got to... drive a pursuit vehicle, for a while even Larry and Barry stopped chewing my windpipe.

Capable:
Who are Larry and Barry?

Nux:
My mates. [Points at his neck tumors] Larry and Barry. If they don't get me then the night fevers would.

[Max appears and heads off Furiosa, the Wives, and the Vuvalini. They brake to a stop, and Max shows Furiosa a map]

Max Rockatansky:
[points to the Citadel] All right. This is your way home.

Imperator Furiosa:
[incredulous] We go back?

Max Rockatansky:
Mmm.

Toast:
[incredulous] Back?

Max Rockatansky:
Yeah.

The Dag:
I thought you weren't insane anymore.

Toast:
[counting their remaining bullets] Well, we've only got four for big boy here, so he's all but useless. [holds up a tiny derringer] But we can squirt off this little pinkie a raunchy twenty-nine times.

The Dag:
Angharad used to call them anti-seed.

Cheedo the Fragile:
Plant one and watch something die.

Nux:
Immortan, if I can get onto the rig, there's a way inside.

Immortan Joe:
What is your name?

Nux:
It's Nux. I'll pike her in the spine, keep her breathing for you.

Immortan Joe:
No!

[gives Nux a revolver]

Immortan Joe:
Put a bullet in her skull. Stop the rig. Return my treasures to me and I myself will carry you to the gates of Valhalla.

Nux:
Am I awaited?

Immortan Joe:
[sprays Nux's mouth with chrome spray paint] You will ride eternal, shiny and chrome.

Immortan Joe:
I am your redeemer. It is by my hand you will rise from the ashes of this world.

Nux:
Immortan! Immortan Joe! [Immortan Joe turns and looks at Nux] He looked at me. He looked right at me.

Slit:
He looked at your blood bag.

Nux:
He turned his head. He looked me straight in the eye.

Slit:
He was scanning the horizon.

Nux:
No, I am awaited. I am awaited in Valhalla!

Slit:
Mediocre, Morsov! Mediocre!

The Ace:
Why can't you stop?

[after Joe's truck crashes, a pursuit bike brakes to a halt beside him, moaning over Angharad's body in his arms]

War boy:
You all right?

Immortan Joe:
On, on! [the bike speeds after the War Rig]

Toast:
[Max returns after killing the Bullet Farmer] Are you hurt?

Max Rockatansky:
Huh?

Toast:
You're bleeding.

Imperator Furiosa:
That's not his blood.

Max Rockatansky:
Hey - you need to take the War Rig half a klick down the track.

Imperator Furiosa:
What if you're not back by the time the engines are cooled?

Max Rockatansky:
[looks back, then shrugs] Well, you keep movin'.

[heads off towards the Bullet Farmer's gunfire]

Toast:
What do you suppose he's gonna do?

Imperator Furiosa:
Retaliate first.

The Bullet Farmer:
[while firing two sub-machine guns at the War Rig] Sing, Brother Heckler! Sing, Brother Koch! Sing, brothers! Sing! SING!

The People Eater:
We are down 30,000 units of gasoline, 19 canisters of nitro, 12 assault bikes, 7 pursuit vehicles: the deficit mounts, and now sir, you have us stuck in a quagmire!

The Bullet Farmer:
Come on! I've been called to the torture!

Immortan Joe:
Patience!

The Bullet Farmer:
Oh, you stay here with your grief, daddy. I'll fetch 'em for ya.

The People Eater:
Be careful! Protect the assets!

The Bullet Farmer:
Just one angry shot... for Furiosa. Hut!

The Vuvalini:
What's there to find at the Citadel?

Max Rockatansky:
Green.

Toast:
And water. There's a ridiculous amount of clear water. And a lot of crops.

The Dag:
It's got everything you need, as long as you're not afraid of heights.

Keeper of the Seeds:
Where does the water come from?

Toast:
[re: Immortan Joe] He pumps it up from deep within the earth. He calls it "Aqua Cola" and claims it all for himself.

The Dag:
And because he owns it, he owns all of us.

Keeper of the Seeds:
I don't like him already.

The Ace:
[Being pursued by the Buzzards in the spikey cars] Should we turn it 'round and run 'em into our backup?

Imperator Furiosa:
No. We're good. We fang it! [blows War Rig's air horn]

The Ace:
Thunder up! Here we go!

Max Rockatansky:
[to Furiosa] I am so sorry... [stabs her]

Imperator Furiosa:
Hey. What's your name? What do I call you?

Max Rockatansky:
Does it matter?

Imperator Furiosa:
Fine. When I yell "fool," you drive out of here as fast as you can.

The Vuvalini:
One man, one bullet.

[after Furiosa's shot shatters his vehicle's searchlight]

The Bullet Farmer:
Hold up a flare!

Red Flare Warrior:
I am holding a flare!

The Bullet Farmer:
[opens his eyes wide] Closer!

Red Flare Warrior:
It's right in front of your eyes!

[realizing he is blind, the Farmer screams]

The Dag:
Angharad, is that just the wind or is it some furious vexation?

The Dag:
[to her belly] Stay right where you are, little Joe. Kind of lost his novelty out here.

Keeper of the Seeds:
You're having a baby?

The Dag:
Warlord, Jr... It's gonna be so ugly.

Keeper of the Seeds:
It could be a girl!

[pause]

The Dag:
You kill people with that, do you?

Keeper of the Seeds:
Killed everyone I've ever met out here. Headshots all of, snap! Right on the medulla.

The Dag:
I thought some of you girls were above all that.

Keeper of the Seeds:
[after a pause] Come here. Take a peek.

The Dag:
[gasping] Seeds.

Keeper of the Seeds:
This are from home. Heirlooms. The real thing. I plant one every chance I get.

The Dag:
Where?

Keeper of the Seeds:
So far nothing's took. Earth's too sour.

The Dag:
Ah! So many different kinds.

Keeper of the Seeds:
Trees, flowers, fruit. Back then everyone had they field. Back then there was no need to snap anybody.

Nux:
There's high ground, just beyond that thing.

Capable:
He means the tree.

Nux:
Yeah, tree!

Slit:
[throttling Max with a chain] Hey heads! Say bye-bye to the neck! To capitol!

Nux:
[driving into a sandstorm] We're going in, Slit!

[Max and Furiosa come across a naked woman screaming and crying in a cage]

Max Rockatansky:
Uh-uh. That's bait.

Imperator Furiosa:
Stay in the rig.

The Dag:
Say, anyone notice that bright light? Encroaching gunfire?

Nux:
I am the man... who grabs the sun... RIDING TO VALHALLA! [turns to Max] WITNESS ME, BLOOD BAG! [sprays lips with chrome spray paint] WITNESS!

The Bullet Farmer:
I am the scales of justice; conductor of the choir of death. Sing, Brother Heckler! Sing, Brother Koch! Sing, brothers! Sing! SING!

[the Bullet Farmer starts firing in the direction of the War Rig]

Ripsaw Imperator:
Wouldn't want to shoot the Wives, sir.

The Bullet Farmer:
Just probing.

Nux:
[overjoyed] I've got a boot!

[after Furiosa kills Immortan Joe by tearing his face off]

Cheedo the Fragile:
[to the group] He's dead! He's dead!

[Furiosa attempts to lure the War Boys into a sandstorm]

Rictus Erectus:
[to Immortan Joe] She thinks she can lose us, Dad! She thinks we're stupid! She thinks she can lose us in there!

Miss Giddy:
[holding Immortan Joe at gunpoint with a shotgun] They are not your property!

Immortan Joe:
Miss Giddy!

Miss Giddy:
You cannot own a human being! Sooner or later, someone pushes back!

Immortan Joe:
WHERE IS SHE TAKING THEM?

Miss Giddy:
She didn't take them, they begged her to go!

Immortan Joe:
[points the shotgun away and grabs Miss Giddy]... Where is she taking them?

Miss Giddy:
A long way from you!

[Immortan Joe takes Miss Giddy away]

Slit:
AND NOW WE BRING HOME THE BOOTY!

Nux:
[as Joe positions his car in front of the War Rig during the final chase] Do you hear that? We're gonna see two airborne V8s.

Imperator Furiosa:
I'm gonna need you to drive. I'll get him out of our way. [makes her way to Joe's car]

Oh what a day! What a lovely day!

Nux:
He's gonna be so grateful! We could ask for anything. I want to drive the War Rig. What will you ask for?

Max:
[rips jacket off Nux] That's my jacket.

Nux:
Sure. I mean, you could ask for more than a jacket.

[After Splendid Angharad is grazed by a bullet fired by Max]

Imperator Furiousa:
How are you?

The Splendid Angharad:
It hurts.

Imperator Furiousa:
Out here, everything hurts. [Turns to the rest of the Five Wives] You wanna get through this? Do as I say. Now, pick up what you can, and run.

Nux:
Three times the gates were open to me.

Capable:
What gates?

Nux:
I was awaited in Valhalla. They were calling my name. I should be walking with the Immortan. Feasting with the heroes of all time.

Capable:
I'd say it was your manifest destiny not to.

Nux:
I thought I was being spared for something great. I got to...drive a pursuit vehicle. For a while even Larry and Barry stop chewing on my windpipe.

Capable:
Who're Larry and Barry?

Nux:
[pointing to his tumors] My mates. Larry and Barry. If they don't get me, the Night Fevers will.

Imperator Furiousa:
They are looking for hope.

Max:
What about you?

Imperator Furiousa:
Redemption.

[Max proposes turning back and claiming the Citadel]

The Vuvalini:
What's there to find at the Citadel?

Max:
Green.

Toast:
And water. There's a ridiculous amount of clear water. And a lot of crops.

The Dag:
It's got everything you need, as long as you're not afraid of heights.

Keeper of the Seeds:
Where does the water come from?

Toast:
[regarding Immortan Joe] He pumps it up from deep within the earth. He calls it "Aqua Cola" and claims it all for himself.

The Dag:
And because he owns it, he owns all of us.

Keeper of the Seeds:
I don't like him already.

The Valkyrie:
It'll take two weeks to skirt the wall of mountains.

Max:
No. I suggest we go back the same way we came. Through the canyon.

Toast:
[after a pause] It's open - we know that, right? He brought all his war parties through.

Max:
So we take the War Rig and charge it right through the middle of them. We can decouple the tanker at the pass, shut it off behind us.

Keeper of the Seeds:
[she and the Dag make the same gesture] Kaboom!

Imperator Furiosa:
And how exactly do we take the Citadel, assuming we're still alive by then?

Toast:
If we can block the pass, it'll be easy. All that's left are his War Pups, and War Boys too sick to fight.

Capable:
And we'll be with Nux. He's a War Boy. He'll be bringing us home, bringing back what's stolen, as he's meant to.

[Everyone turns to look at Nux]

Nux:
Yeah... feels like hope.

Keeper of the Seeds:
I like this plan... we could start again, just like the old days!

Max:
Look, it'll be a hard day. [points to the horizon] But I guarantee you that a hundred and sixty days ride that way... there's nothing but salt. [points back] At least that way we might be able to... together... come across some kind of redemption.

[He holds out his hand. After a pause, Furiosa takes it and clasps tight]

[At night, a white dot falls from the sky]

Toast:
Look.

V-Melita:
That's what you call a satellite.

Toast:
Miss Giddy told us about those. They used to bounce messages across the earth.

V-Melita:
Shows. Everyone in the old world had a show.

Toast:
Do you think there's somebody still out there? Sending shows?

V-Melita:
[Looking out across the empty desert] Who knows? Those are the plains of silence.

Imperator Furiosa:
Out here, everything hurts.

Immortan Joe:
Once again, we send off my War Rig to bring back guzzolene from Gas Town, and bullets from the Bullet Farm. Once again, I salute my Imperator Furiosa, and I salute my half-life War Boys, who will ride with me eternal on the highways of Valhalla! I AM YOUR REDEEMER! It is by my hand you will rise from the ashes of this world!

Immortan Joe:
You will ride eternal, shiny and chrome!

Immortan Joe:
They're going back to the Citadel! They know it's undefended!

Immortan Joe:
WHERE IS SHE TAKING THEM?!

Immortan Joe:
[Deleted scene line] HUNT THEM! TURN EVERY GRAIN OF SAND!

Nux:
I'm the man who grabs the sun, riding to Valhalla!

Nux:
I live, I die, I live again!

Capable:
And we'll be with Nux. He's a War Boy. He'll be bringing us home, bringing back what's stolen, like he's supposed to.

Capable:
They were her words!

Capable:
He's a lying old man.

Capable:
Stop! Turn the rig around! Go back for her!

Capable:
Tell him to turn the rig around!

Capable:
He doesn't know what he's talking about!

Capable:
I'd say it was your manifest destiny not to.

The Splendid Angharad:
Who killed the world?

The Dag:
[to Max] I thought you weren't insane anymore.