Make Mine Mink

Lionel Spanager:
[Speaking to his wife concerning his "barmy" mother-in-law] Why don't you put her to sleep? [His wife looks shocked] I mean take her to bed!

Elizabeth Pinkie Pinkerton:
Oh! I'm so thrilled to be in the shock troops again!

Major Albert Rayne:
Who's going to get the shock, I wonder?

Major Albert Rayne:
[ogling Lily as she walks away] Why does she walk like that?

Nanette Parry:
[aside] Can't think.

Major Albert Rayne:
You talk as if she were a horse instead of an ass.

Dame Beatrice Appleby:
Red Group to HQ. Bongo. Fox out of cover. Four ten.

Major Albert Rayne:
Ten-four, not four-ten!

Major Albert Rayne:
What regiment were you in?

Inspector Pape:
I'm in the Police. I have always been in the Police!

Major Albert Rayne:
What, even during the War?

Nanette Parry:
I thought you were in the Mobile Bath Unit

Major Albert Rayne:
We did a perfectly splendid job! We kept the Army clean.

Nanette Parry:
Oh, I know. You won the War with soap and water.

Major Albert Rayne:
Where did you get that patch?

Dame Beatrice Appleby:
[sporting a ruffled eye patch] Out of a cracker.

Major Albert Rayne:
Crackers is the word!

Major Albert Rayne:
I'm interested in a Fence.

Smoker at Shanghai Harry's:
Buyin' or sellin'?

Major Albert Rayne:
Selling, naturally.

Smoker at Shanghai Harry's:
You're wasting your time, mate. Nobody round here's got a garden.

Elizabeth Pinkie Pinkerton:
I don't want to do anymore trailing after dark in Piccadilly.

Major Albert Rayne:
Whyever not?

Elizabeth Pinkie Pinkerton:
I've had some unpleasant experiences.

Dame Beatrice Appleby:
Is this where they have the illegal gambling?

Nanette Parry:
Don't suck up to us! You're yellow, a coward and a deserter!

Major Albert Rayne:
What else could I do? It's laid down in Army orders. When all is lost, an OC saves himself. Honestly! It's not like the Navy.

Major Albert Rayne:
There is one aspect of our activities which has been neglected. And that is our use of SA.

Nanette Parry:
Sex Appeal?

Major Albert Rayne:
Certainly not! Spontaneous action. Targets of fleeting opportunity.

Dame Beatrice Appleby:
I believe the only course is to make a clean breast of it.

Elizabeth Pinkie Pinkerton:
Yes, yes! I shall plead guilty but insane!

Elizabeth Pinkie Pinkerton:
I'm only fit for mending cracked china!

Major Albert Rayne:
Where the dickens will we find a police whistle at this hour?

Elizabeth Pinkie Pinkerton:
[TOOTS WHISTLE] I keep it in case of night intruders.

Major Albert Rayne:
Intruders? Some hope.

Dame Beatrice Appleby:
Snake to HQ. Five good fish. Ten four.

Major Albert Rayne:
Roger. Stand by to synchronize watches.

Inspector Pape:
I'm from Scotland Yard.

Dame Beatrice Appleby:
Oooh, you don't look Scottish at all.

Nanette Parry:
Bongo.

Major Albert Rayne:
Bongo. Return to base via yellow route and rendezvous soonest.

Elizabeth Pinkie Pinkerton:
It's the brute who attacked me in the park! He came up behind me and pounced!

Inspector Pape:
I have never pounced on anyone. Except in the course of duty.

Major Albert Rayne:
Do you call that duty? Huh!