Make Your Own Bed

Susan Courtney:
And you're gonna solve this crime wave in two weeks?

Jerry Curtis:
Are you kiddin'? Two days is all I'll need. Who do you think you're talkin' to, a dumb flatfoot?

Susan Courtney:
Frankly, yes.

Jerry Curtis:
[facing the prospect of sharing a room with Susan that has only one double bed] Well, alright. All I have to do is to unravel this bed... err, this case. Maybe the solution to the whole thing is just around the corner.

Susan Courtney:
Well, wherever the corner is I hope there's a bed in it because you're gonna have to have some place to sleep tonight.

Jerry Curtis:
Yeah. Hey, maybe I could just tell Mrs. Whirtle that sleeping in the same room with you would make me nervous?

Susan Courtney:
Make YOU nervous? What do you think it's goint to do to ME! [turns away, walks off]

Jerry Curtis:
[looks down] No comment.

Walter Whirtle:
[trying and failing to touch his toes exercising] Oooh, confound it, I'll never make it. It seems to me they built floors higher when I was a boy.