Malice in Wonderland

[last lines]

Felix Chester:
Circles. Circles. We all move in circles.

Bag Lady:
What has no conditions but one condition?

Alice:
Love.

Harry Hunt:
Insanity is not a plea, it's a way of life!

Whitey:
What do I get a man who can rob anything?

Alice:
What about a cake?

Whitey:
Nice one Britney.

Alice:
That's not my name.

Whitey:
You don't know who you are, so you don't know who you're not.

Caterpillar:
Watchya lookin' for?

Alice:
Uh, a pick me up...?

Caterpillar:
5-3-5 and 2-6 and 1. Lucky eyes here now. Before delivery is done.

Alice:
What? Mister...?

Caterpillar:
Trapped, Mister. See this eye? I'm no pillar, I'm a cat. Post man chiller is where I'm at. [Snickers]

Alice:
[Sirens go off as police approach] I think it's the police. [Alice get's pulled into the car] What are you doing?

Caterpillar:
Saving your ass from the SPG. Them mothers will lock you down and trow away the key.

Alice:
I haven't done anything.

Caterpillar:
Tell it to the judge. The sentence is life and they don't budge. My hooker, she's a looker. Hit me scratch and I even let you.

Alice:
Pleased to meet you.

Hooker:
Policemen here is not to be trusted. Step out of line and, pow.

Caterpillar:
You is busted. [Snickers]

Hooker:
What about you, babe?

Alice:
London, a cabby said he'd take me, but then he disappeared. He didn't seem honest. He isn't, as I feared.

Caterpillar:
Affective wit a rhyme! Check it out now, Don Jon. [Skids car sideways]

Hooker:
Next stop, Louis street. Number 31. 2 first class for a Jon named Jon.

Alice:
Seems a little late to deliver the post.

Caterpillar:
Encontrar, now's when folks need it most.

Hooker:
Baby you got e-mail.

Alice:
You sell drugs?

Hooker:
In a ride.

Caterpillar:
Not a pill on the planet I don't know and you can't buy.

Alice:
Uh, well, these don't seem to be working and I need to get my memory back from where it is lurking.

Caterpillar:
'For Your Hear' B*TCH! That's a heavy pop.

Hooker:
You better see a doc before you open up the top.

Alice:
But I've already taken one. Or have I taken 2?I can't remember old stuff, and now I can't remember new.

Caterpillar:
[opens windows to stop cops with smoke]

[Snickers]

Hooker:
Think yourself smart. I wish it was me. Take for your head and be who you wanna be.

Alice:
But how can I be who I wanna be when I am who I am?

Caterpillar:
When memories come back, some you keep and some you trash in the can.

Hooker:
You've been dealt the cards, just rearrange the deal.

Caterpillar:
We pick you up one, we drop you down two.

Alice:
If I get to the party, My driver's inside...

Caterpillar:
No access to the party without an invitation.

Alice:
Where can I get one?

Caterpillar:
I know *just* the location.

[Snickers]

Caterpillar:
[Car pulls up to a house]

Alice:
Wow! Cool!

[Alice gets out of the car]

Alice:
[Caterpillar rolls down the window] Thanks for the ride.

Hooker:
Bump the Duchess when you meet her inside.

Caterpillar:
Ciao from the hydroponic Bonnie and Clyde.

[Winks]

Caterpillar:
[Peels away]

Gonzo:
Girls are trouble. Women are double.

Alice:
He sounds... fascinating.

Whitey:
I've heard Harry called a lot of F-words. Fascinating's a new one.