Mardi Gras: Spring Break

Bump:
Last I checked, Mike, seeing b*obs wasn't cheating, it was just plain incredible.

Mike Morgan:
I gotta admit, it's awesome to see a strange girl's breasts.

Bump:
I'd crawl a mile on broken glass to suck the dick that f***ed her last.

Scottie Smith:
Shakespeare couldn't've said it better.

Bump:
I wanna make Mardi Gras my b*tch!

Bump:
What happened with your chick?

Mike Morgan:
I don't know, uh, she and her friends took off.

Bump:
What? Oh, you blew it! You do realize that entire conversation was an *I wanna potentially sit on your face* interview, right?

Ann Marie:
It's time you saw the real Mardi Gras. Put on a clean shirt.

Scottie Smith:
I'm a straight man living with a gay penis.

Bump:
Mike, sometimes the best part of the party isn't the party, you know what I mean?

Mike Morgan:
I know exactly what you mean.

Crowd:
[chanting] Max isn't gay! Max isn't gay!