Marvin Digs

[first lines]

Marvin's Mom:
Marvin! Marvin! Marvin, kindly get up!

Marvin's Dad:
Yew! What's that?

Marvin's Mom:
That's your son Marvin, George.

Marvin:
That's a kid?

Marvin:
[hands his dad a flower] Hi, Dad.

Marvin's Dad:
He called me "Dad." That ball of hair is my kid. Sheez!

[last lines]

Marvin's Dad:
Say, son, did I ever tell you about the time I was your age? You know, I was your age once. Oh, that was a long time before I'm the age I am now.