Mater and the Ghostlight

Lightning McQueen:
Gosh it sure is a nice night.

Sally Carrera:
It sure is a nice night.

Lightning McQueen:
I sure hope Mater isn't waiting around anywhere to scare me, because I'll freak out.

[Mater jumps down and scares McQueen]

Lightning McQueen:
AHHHH!

Tow Mater:
THE GHOSTLIGHT!

Tow Mater:
[laughing] Oh, buddy! You look like you've just seen... the Ghostlight!

Sheriff:
Mater! Don't mock the Ghostlight!

Lightning McQueen:
What is the Ghostlight?

[silence for 10 seconds]

Sheriff:
The Ghostlight is a glowing orb of blue translucent light that haunts these very parts.

Tow Mater:
Nah, don't be too scared, buddy, it ain't real.

Sheriff:
It is real! It all started on a night like tonight. The song dogs were wailin' at the moon of Cadillac Range while the summer wind blew hot like the breath of Zozobra. A young couple was heading down this very stretch of the mother road when they spotted an unnatural blue glow, and all that was left were two out-of-state license plates. So remember: The one thing that angers the Ghostlight more than anything else is the sound of clanking metal.

[Mater's metal body clanks and tries to keeps it from shaking]

Sheriff:
As you head home tonight, keep an eye out. The Ghostlight could be anywhere. Well, good night!

Sally Carrera:
Whew, I'm bushed. Good night!

All cars:
Good night.

[All drive off to their homes and turn lights off]

Tow Mater:
Uh, good night.

[Street and neon lights shut off]

Tow Mater:
The Ghostlight's gonna strip my parts, and sell them on the computer auction website.

Tow Mater:
[to the screaming Banshee] You better run. They say there's a Banshee out here somewhere tonight, but I ain't seen 'im yet. G'night.

Sheriff:
You see son, the only thing to be scared of out here is your imagination.

Doc Hudson:
Yep. That, and of course, the Screaming Banshee. Well, good night!

All cars:
Good night!

[All drive off, except Mater, then all lights shut off]

Tow Mater:
The screaming what?

[shakes]

Ramone:
[while Mater is running from the "Ghostlight", part of the prank, Ramone leaves] Lemme know how it turns out!