Material Girls

Tanzie Marchetta:
[from trailer] Friends don't let friends take public transportation.

Tanzie Marchetta:
[from trailer] I need to go to the office more often.

Ava Marchetta:
[from trailer] He has such great taste.

Tanzie Marchetta:
Ava, you picked that out.

Ava Marchetta:
I know, but he likes it.

Ava Marchetta:
We're being totally dissed.

Tanzie Marchetta:
By Etienne? He worships us.

Ava Marchetta:
Yeah.

Tanzie Marchetta:
He was going to go straight for us.

Ava Marchetta:
Yeah, well, he's not straight for us anymore.

Ava Marchetta:
[in the middle of a debate]

[jumps out of her seat]

Ava Marchetta:
Ooh! I've got to pee! Oh, yeah. Thanks.

[leaves room]

Tommy Katzenbach:
Thank you for sharing.

Tanzie Marchetta:
Walk like Lucy.

Tanzie Marchetta:
You caught me. I guess that, like, makes you my hero.

Tanzie Marchetta:
I don't understand why we didn't get any unemployment money... We've never even been employed. Doesn't that mean we should get more unemployment?

Henry Baines:
Sh*t happens.

Ava Marchetta:
[talking to a lawyer for broke people] Yeah we sort of burnt the house down.

Tanzie Marchetta:
And our car got stolen.

Ava Marchetta:
Besides everything we own belongs to the company. And they want to sell us to Fabiella.

Tanzie Marchetta:
For only 60 million dollars.

Ava Marchetta:
Each!

Tanzie Marchetta:
Obviously we need help.

Ava Marchetta:
What? I'm not tipping you until I know how your service is.

Bus Driver:
It's a dollar thirty five for both of you or no ride.

Tanzie Marchetta:
We should do that.

Ava Marchetta:
What? Wear push-up bras?

Tanzie Marchetta:
No, we should become detectives.

Tanzie Marchetta:
Friends don't let friends take public transportation, espically the bus, Ava, I heard about the bus people pee on the seats! They pee!

Ava Marchetta:
They don't pee on the bus

Inez:
[after hugging Tanzie, who just got out of jail] Ewww, You smell like Satan's armpit!